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Multiverse.

who let all the evil team leaders on here? aren't like 90% of you in jail?

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My Sylveon, Précieux, will run towards me and knock me to the ground, lying on top of me and not letting me get back up. He mostly does this when I'm upset.. or if my judgement is, er, impaired.

He's a very good remedy for the panic that comes after nightmares, too.

GOOD MORNING ROTOMBLR! All of you must tell me a weird quirk one of your Pokémon has and why they do it, if you know. Thank youu!

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You are so incredibly correct. Cringe, cringe, cringe.

mouse-from-kalos

Ghetsis? Cringe. Lysandre? Cringe. Cyrus? Cringe. Lysandre? Cringe. Cringe. All you evil team leaders are CRINGE.

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pelipper mail!

coffee. normal coffee. yes totally normal coffee.

(@purriors)

(//it's bioweapon coffee.)

Oh, how kind of you! I was just thinking of making a cup..

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Why, Sabine, are you the way that you are?

Hey guyssss so apparently I'm bioluminescent now :] touched a fairy type tera shard and all my veins lit up like a Christmas tree.

Scared the everloving FUCK out of everyone lol It stopped but the Professor won't let me handle the shards or the Mega Stones..... sad! Mother Hen behaviour.

Maybe I should see if I can get my hands on a Fairium Z. it only happened when I touched a FAIRY tera shard, after all... Perhaps if I talk with Professor Kukui..?

Me:

[theworldisvast]

Agreed! If someone really says they can't see any beauty in even a single species of Pokémon, I'm going to assume they're being contrarian on purpose.

no species of pokemon is inherently ugly hope this helps <3

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Now honestly! Who is your favorite pokemon on your team! Everyone has one!

Arc, I can't pick...

Maybe.. if I had to.. La Terreur, my Torterra? She's been with me since the very beginning, after all.

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Mm. You're not the one.

~~ @a--sixth--sense

I... sorry? Who is the one?

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Nova - A face you don't ever want to see again.

Lysandre's.

Even if it's a decent version of him, one who didn't try to commit omnicide, I would rather not interact with them face to face. I'd probably end up saying something terrible to him. It is impossible for me to be unbiased when talking about him, so I try not to.

I have.. Emotions about my own version, as it stands.

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//Okay, making one of these posts to help get this blog off the ground more :3

// Reblog this post if you're okay with this "Ghetsis" (not really Ghetsis) to come onto your blog and be annoying/be an absolute strawman/preach team plasma rhetoric.

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Concealed Pasts ask game

// hey y'all it's mod kirby here wth another ooc ask game. though you could also ask these in character if you wanted, i doubt most muses would answer them lol. the questions themselves however will be phrased as if addressed to the character for maximum immersion.

washout further ado... letsa-go mario!

Atom - A secret you swore you'd never tell.

Proton - A great memory you haven't shared.

Electron - A bad experience you want to stay forgotten.

Flux - A mistake you made that won't let go.

Halo - A truth which shattered your worldview.

Nova - A face you don't ever want to see again.

Antimatter - A face you wish you could see again.

Spectre - A fear you can't fight against.

Leviathan - A regret long since lost to the waves.

Apocalypse - An object, person, anything at all really that you want with you when it's all over.

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Of course I am!

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👂

[You hear a very recent conversation.]

(Look at the tags)

"I thought I said don't come to the lab, Sabine!" [There's the sound of an aggressive group of people in the background.]

"Have I literally ever listened to you-? Pixie, Moonblast!" [There's a screech as someone's Pokémon faints, and @glitteryentity lets out a victorious laugh.]

"I'm your boss!"

"So?! HEY, FASHION CRIME BRIGADE, YOUR SUITS SUCK!"

"Oh, for- Bulbasaur, Seed Bomb-!" [Yells of protest from the group- an order, inaudible, from what seems to be the one in charge.]

"Hey, orange suits do suck- but look, they're retreating! Right towards the Looker Bur-"

"Wait, something isn't right- this can't be it, they didn't even-"

"What the dist is that, why is she on the roof-?!"

"Wh-?" [A shout of surprise- and then a struggle. There's the sudden snapping of bone and someone yells in pain.]

"PROFESSOR!"

"Don't worry about me- just go, follow her!"

[...you can't hear anymore.]

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It looks like some sort of prot

Wait. Bordel de merde I think I recognise these faces.

I am going to start throwing things out the windows. Why. Why, on Xerneas' planet, are there Flare sympathising idiots OUTSIDE OF MY LAB. Is it ethical to have the lab's Charizard swoop down on them and give them a scare?

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I am going to start throwing things out the windows. Why. Why, on Xerneas' planet, are there Flare sympathising idiots OUTSIDE OF MY LAB. Is it ethical to have the lab's Charizard swoop down on them and give them a scare?

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PELIPPER MAIL!

10 GALLONS OF COFFEE!

HURRAY

[theworldisvast]

I should try that...