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                              it  takes  courage  to  devote  yourself  to  sailing.                                 but  once  you  do,   your  soul  will  be  FREE.

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people on my post tryin to say lesbians can’t have biological children?

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one, two, three—! 

good evening, everyone ! it is my pleasure to introduce to you here tonight, the lovely meimi haneoka, also known as the mysterious thief saint tail ! a number of tricks up her sleeve ( and in her baton, and top hat ), this charming girl is looking for friends—or maybe a few enemies. if you would be so kind, please like or reblog if you are interested in interactions ! 

                                                                                                  it’s showtime—!

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twin/brother au for sly where they’re separated to different orphanages and one of them gets adopted out and eventually takes after one of his adoptive parents and becomes a cop

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                                     that’s where you’re wrong! the thievius raccoonus                                doesn’t create great thieves, it takes great thieves to create                                                       the thievius raccoonus!

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god i love sly in the first game cause he thinks it’s so cool when he has to do something potentially dangerous and life threatening. ‘i’ll do whatever it takes to get shot out of that cannon’, yeah i’m should u would pal

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text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

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if i don’t get that sly stubbins plush before it’s all sold out, i’m gonna yell super loud

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@hustlingvulpine​ ​ ​​  ♡ ’d —!

                   THERE TRULY IS NOTHING QUITE   like  the  look  on  a  cop’s  face  when  they  realize  they  failed  to  do  their  job,   protecting  the  ONE  thing  a  known  master  thief  had  his  eyes  set  on.   oh,   but  of  course  now  he  was  starting  to  feel  bad,   thinking  of  the  repercussions  a  rookie  cop  like  the  fox  might  have  to  face  after  this.   curse  his  weak,   sympathetic  heart.  from  his  crouched  position  in  the  vent  above,   he  considered  revealing  himself  for  moment,   in  hopes  that  maybe  the  fox  cop  would  be  able  to  go  back  to  his  chief  with  the  fact  that  he,   at  least,   gave  the  dastardly  (and charming)  thief  a  good  chase  before  he  got  away.   well,   at  least  it  would  make  for  a  good  story.

                                                     with  a  soft  sigh,   sly  leapt  down  from  the  vent,   a  smirk  firmly  in  place  as  he  twirled  the  (previously stolen)  gem  necklace  carelessly  around  a  single  gloved  finger.      ❛   oh,   i’m  sorry.   were  you  looking  for  this?   ❜

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@deceitmade​ ​​  ♡ ’d —!

                   ❛   IF I KNEW I WAS GOING   to  be  accompanied  by  such  a  beautiful  lady  during  this  heist,   i  might  have  dressed  a  tad  fancier.   i  DO  hope  we’re  not  after  the  same  target,   though.   talk  about  an  awkward  first  date.   ❜

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When you’re a master thief, there is one golden rule; you only steal from other thieves. To pull a heist like this, you need a top notch team. But with Bentley’s brains, and Murray’s brawn…. I had the best.

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Just little artwork I drew inspired by the new Disney movie. I saw it Feb 27th (that was pre premiere) And it was cute funny and charming, with smart plot and brilliant characters but that moment I knew I must draw this crossover! I bet Judy’s first day at work would be a lot better if only Carmelita was there =D Once she was a rookie too but had Sly around and he helped her. Judy was all alone and I felt sorry for her when she get scolded by her boss(

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it’s in the cooper dna to have the hots for the foxes