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YESYRSYES THIS IS WHY I WILL FOREVER LOVE DAMANGELA

“I’m the only voice that matters. Do you hear it?” 🥹😭

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literally omg😭 forget about the "where's anthony?" jokes now we got "where's amanda?" too

Thoughts and prayers go out to all the Anthony and Amanda stans. Whilst everyone else is having a blast and quoting/clipping their favourite cast member’s moments during SSG so far, the Amanda and Anthony stans are wondering if they’ll even appear 😭😭

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just started watching severance and you can imagine the inexplicable joy i felt when the song that plays over the end credits in s01 ep02 "Half Loop" is Daydream in Blue by I Monster. I fucking LOVE I Monster what the hell I already love this show

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first smosh summer games kinda scared

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HE'S TEWWWWW FINE UGH

oh he showed up to WORK todayy

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him

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both served HARD

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from max baker aka photographer of anthony's funeral roast's story... smosh summer games yea... (assumingly yearbook) + ssg merch 👀

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earlier i stayed in the kitchen when everyone else went back upstairs to finish the movie while you cut the pizza. i offered to help and you said you had it. so i just stared. i waited patiently at your side because i didn't want to leave you alone downstairs and i stared. i stared at your gorgeous curly hair and the way your brows furrowed in concentration. i repeated your name a few times even though you had already heard me because it felt nice to say it. like saying your name like a mantra keeps me grounded. you keep me grounded. i stared at your perfect lips wishing i could whisk you up into my arms and kiss you all over. i couldn't. i still can't. i stared at you like you hung the stars; i stared with all the love in the world in my eyes. i thought i might someday be able to tell you how much you mean to me. then i decided that was unrealistic and that i could never work up the courage. i find myself staring a lot.

i hate myself for being in love with you, h, but i can't help it.

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okay thank you it is EXACTLY like the stars from when you stand up too fast I just didn’t know how to describe it well😭 this makes a lot of sense

does anyone else's vision get affected by showering?? like i don't get anything in my eye at all but when i step out of the shower i get the stars in my eyes that you usually only see when you close your eyes... like is this a neurodivergent thing?? is my sight affected by the hot water or something or do they not have any correlation at all?? i feel like i sound so stupid but this is a genuine question.

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does anyone else's vision get affected by showering?? like i don't get anything in my eye at all but when i step out of the shower i get the stars in my eyes that you usually only see when you close your eyes... like is this a neurodivergent thing?? is my sight affected by the hot water or something or do they not have any correlation at all?? i feel like i sound so stupid but this is a genuine question.

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HELP OH MY GOD

ik a library haaaates to see marlene, sirius and james coming with mischievous intentions and devious looks on their faces

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If you're calling Courtney “ Dumb as shit ” for posting about her husband - You lack intelligence.

These two situations don't correlate at ALL. Courtney posts Shayne? It's okay to talk about him THERE

But on a tiktok live that has nothing to do with him and being bombarded by his name? That's NOT okay and she has every right to be mad.

So if you blame Courtney for feeling upset,

YOU'RE THE PROBLEM.

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THIS. PREACH. WOMEN ARE NOT JUST "___'S WIFE" OH MY GOD PEOPLE GET A GRIP.

I’m sorry but it’s so fucking annoying to not be able to enjoy Court’s solo content, because people flood the chat with variations of “Where’s Shayne” comments. On their TikTok LIVE tonight, they had to call out the chat, like they have to do every time they go live.

And as they said tonight, if you want to know what Shayne is up to, then look at his socials. Court’s socials are not couples content. 

Court is their own person. If you’re not clicking on their live stream to see what they’re doing specifically, then why are you clicking on it? Since the day they announced everything, Court has said they do not want to be reduced to “Shayne’s Wife.”

So how hard is it to not do that? Can we please be better and show even the smallest crumb of respect to Court?

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but alex was such a great director. i loved him behind the camera. smosh needs to stop making me connect with people behind the scenes as they (hopefully) move on to great projects. like first heidi, then josh, and now alex tran??? i might actually cry if editor rayne leaves.

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ok so we all need to die