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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

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FIONA APPLE MENTIONED SKDHDKSK :3

Hey jegulus fans, have you heard this one

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YES

the marauders 100% would have played d&d

james hosts in his parent’s basement

peter loves making up the stories

sirius LOVES dressing up in the whimsical outfits

remus claims he hates it but keeps showing up? every? friday? night?

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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

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Damangela Rant

In the same way that people have pointed out how during TNTL, Shayne will use different types of humor depending on who he’s trying to make laugh (silly characters for Amanda, weird noises for Courtney, clever wordplay and distinct pauses for Damien, etc.) I think Damien is friends with all the Smosh cast in different ways. (You could argue that this happens with everyone, which is true, I just think it’s more noticeable with Damien, especially since he gets so much hate on how he’s friends with the other Smosh cast members). Like with Shayne, they will get each other’s inside jokes, and laugh even if no one else gets it. They fit together so well because they’ve known each other FOREVER. They’ll laugh their squeaky laughs. But with Angela, it’s fond looks at each other, admiring each other. It’s mutual respect and support. Of course, all the Smosh cast (and all of smosh) have mutual respect and support, since all of them are pretty good friends, and also coworkers. It wouldn’t work if it wasn’t. But with Damien and Angela, their friendship is almost BUILT from respect and support. It’s Damien’s inability to scold or berate Angela, no matter how much he’s joking. It’s Angela noticing Damien’s laugh from years ago. It’s Damien noticing Angela’s laugh, saying “God, I Iove your laugh”. It’s the little touches they have, even though they’ve both said they’re pretty touch adverse. It’s Damien leaning up against the couch, turning his entire body to face her, and listening intently during Reddit Stories. When Angela leans up against him or touches his arm; him letting her, and high-fiving her every chance he gets. It’s Angela playing with his ear, and him letting her, barely even flinching, then thanking her saying that he hasn’t felt human touch in a while. It’s them mentioning the other whenever they can, even if it’s not relevant. It’s the lazy looks that they have, in the background of videos just looking at the other. The one sided rivalry Angela has with him, and Damien supporting it, high-fiving her whenever she beats him at something. It’s the fact that the other won’t engage in any physical contact at all unless the other does too. It’s that Damien will remember little things about her. It’s the smirk he got when she said she would help him sing “Dancing through life”.  It’s Angela laughing harder than ever whenever he does musical bits. It’s the ability to say “Nah I love you” “I love you too” platonically. It’s the fact that for whatever reason, they’ve gotten especially close recently, even more comfortable with each other. It’s the fact that even though Shayne and Damien have known each other for years, you’re not gonna see them leaning on each in a video, but you WILL see the little touches Damien and Angela give each other, the looks. The looks that have practically divided Damangela fans, whether shippers or just lovers of the duo. They obviously admire each other.

 No one that hate each other give looks that have split a fandom in two.

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LMAO

"i'm a boy" "i'm a girl" okay??? well i know i will be dead long before you read this??? but i want you to know it was i who discovered your secret??? i have stolen the real horcrux?? and intend to destroy it as soon as i can??? i face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more???

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the cast at vidcon <3

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MY POOR BABY😾

the boy :((

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im literally in love

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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anyway guys unofficially coming out as genderfluid even though it's been in my bio for a while (before then i was using she/they) and i think i'm gonna go by aspen now lmao

oh also im queer

hooray :3

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YAY REG IS SO HAPPY HAHA😭

Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

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LMAO❔❔

for distraction—i found this comment on pinterest and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭

H E L P

Bartys actually a house elf confirmed (my phone tried to correct that to house wife and now im picturing barty in a pink apron or some shit)

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whoever filmed this was right damien does look so fucking cute😭

damien in smosh tiktok live 5/15/23

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this interaction is still so funny