things-i-heard-on-campus

[things-i-heard-on-campus]

“I’m God, Jesus, and the holy spirit.” “You should create those hard drives back into our computers.”

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“I know, there’s gonna be no memes without me, I’m basically God if you think about it.”

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“I’m gonna go into biology class and ask them about water dolphins.” “In front of a 300 person lecture.”

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“Do they make muzzles for elephants?” “That wouldn’t help you against an elephant. Unless you wanna get stepped on. It’s okay if you’re into that.”

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“What are elephants? What are elephants called?” “A trunk-dolphin.”

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“It’s a shark.” “Aggressive water dolphin.”

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“Do you not get it?” “L, where do dolphins live?” “In the water?”

“We’re calling fish water dolphins.” “That’s so stupid! It’s not funny!”

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“What’s an earth dolphin?” “A regular dolphin?” “No, that’s a water dolphin.”

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“You got land dolphins, water dolphins, sky dolphins,” “Water dolphins.”

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“I just realized I have to colorgrade all of this. It’s crazy how life looks so temporary.”

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“You can trust me, L, I’m a credible source.”

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“Don’t tell me you believe the reptilians.” “The reptilians?” “Yeah, they faked the moon landing.”

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“I have the worst luck of anybody in this room, I lost eight coin flips in a row.”

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“Bob the Builder. He’s strong, but, can he fix it?!”

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“A solid 5 Mississippis.”

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“Romeo, oh Romeo, oh what happened to you.”

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“Christian on the technicality that Christmas exists.”