thingsmy-partner-says

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“Call me a termite the way I lick my queen” them

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“jorked it, and by "it" haha...

lets just say i mean the silly-cone” them

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“Skunk me up, buttercup” them

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“You’re my hot pot, put my meat in you and wiggle it around” them

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They helped me get off so good that my throat hurt :)

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Quote from the strap when I reach for my nightstand /j

Joke credit to my delightful partner

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“You’re my lesbian cheeseboard. Can’t wait to get all up in your charcoochie :)” them

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“adult puppetry is strap time”

Them

I was having a moment of autism talking about a puppet exhibit lol

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“Call her gar the way I be lickin and smahsing” them

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"To be loved is to be changed" Me

They made the meme lol

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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

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"Is it a crime to goon for ones partner?" them

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“Ain’t no pussy like an insane pussy” them

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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“you put the tits in autitsm” them

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“You are my frictionless orb in space” them