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thinkingstoned · 3 months

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.....why...did my roommate........ put the salt shaker (from the kitchen) (clean, for food, lives on the stove) not only in the bathroom (dirty, has a litter box in it so Extra dirty) but on the back of the fucking toilet -

#need to rinse with saltwater or something?#cool! make it in the kitchen and bring the water in there wiith you #absolutely definitley NEED to bring the saltshaker into the bathroom for some insane reason?#i *guess* that *could* be k depending on circumstance but dONT FUCKING *PUT IT ON THE TOILET TANK* WTF #🤢🤢🤢🤢#this is one of many #*many* concerning things like that theyve done #i am scared what shit theyve done like that i havent notiiced #how gross are the dishes..the counters.......aaaaa #what else have they put somewhere disgusting and then back onto a kitchen counter or stove or in the fridge #they used bleach on cat piss and almost made my other roommate pass out from the fumes in the bathroom from it

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thinkingstoned · 6 months

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my stupid little 'this is important song' to remember something for longer than 2 seconds actuallly pretty undeniably worked today so thats cool:3

#whats funny for the bllog is that it was to remember to bring a knife from th ekitchen to cut my gummies in half #so wouldnt have to do stairs again #(id love to do whole ones but we tight on funds and half usually does Enough at lleast so they last twice as long)#anyway it worKed i was putting things away from eating/cleaning up and trying to make sure i remembered after doone and i started to forget #but the song was kind of still going in the back of mind (albeit on the tail end of it..woulda been gone in another couple seconds)#but i caught the song and then remembered i was thinking of it for a reason and brought it back to front of memory and then remembered what #the song was for remembering for the knif:3333 #success

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thinkingstoned · 6 months

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normal groupchat conversatiion

#for the record thiis is referencing a bakubro ad having MAD 'woe x be upon ye' vibes #i was explaining myself #not well cllearly #groupchat #woe eminem be upon ye #<wrote that as m&m at fiirst had to really think about it #still not 100% sure thats riight

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thinkingstoned · 7 months

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i just made a post about aliens and scullptures and .. it made me think,

the reason humans are always able to take over fantasy/scifi races and cultures even though the others are so much more powerful and advanced isnt becaause we are 'clever' or 'persistant', its because we are cruel. they would haave no defenses to some of what we would be willinig to do to get our way, because the concept of being really, truly malicious, thats us. if they were us, they would have no locked doors for us to break down no city walls for us to breach their technology is permissive and adaptive, there are no need for firewalls when no one would ever dream of creating a virus in the scale of the universe, we do not play fair

#not explicitly obviously #there are a lot of mediaa with aliens just as fucked up as we are or worse #but like in a general sense #ithink thiis would be true #and hopefully #hopefully irl also #not so that we do that #but so once we die out theres no chance of anything being so horrible ever agaiin #stoner thoughts

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thinkingstoned · 8 months

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UPDATE TWO that even less people asked for than before-

the other day my brain got caught halfway between the new made up lyrics and the originall and said in a more-than-slightly menacing conglomoration between the two spit out "cos if it looks like a pizza you will regret it"

thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

#hi thats a lie also its not less people cos the original was in fact zero #and as we all know from school becasue this was infinitely more important to drill into us than any actual life skills or important knowled #you cant divide by zero #i guess #anyway #pizza song #this has kind of worked a few times actually #stoner thoughts

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thinkingstoned · 8 months

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hi so UPDATE to this thhat no one asked for-

i remembered this later today andd was trying to keep the pizza song in my head for a bit until could get back and Accomplish Task (there were clean hand towels in room that i wanted to remember to bring to kiitchen)

i did remember thhem, not sure if it was because of the song or not,

✨✨however✨✨

i then faced thhe 100% predictablle-and-shouldve-been-exppected consequence that i somehow managed to completely-and-absolutely-nnot-expect:

i had it stuck in my head.. after the task was done

so now ii have it going, and every so often Realize its going, and remember what that means, and go "oh shiT what am i forgetting about-?? oh no its, i did that, now its just ........oh."

thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

#hindsight is everything when youre a moron #also i did change the lyriics #smth like 'its the important song'#'the super duper important song'#'cos if its super important- you will forget it- and thats whhy we sing important song-!'#thats all i got rly #i tthink the exact wording has changed a lil every time i do it lol but smth like that #anyway! neat idea in theory nnot in practice #ill probably have that little red fucker on loop in my brain off and on for months now #stoner thoughts #eyooo #i always automatically put these in queue and then realize wait...no i dnot have a backlog of 80 things to get through i can jjust post thi

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thinkingstoned · 8 months

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thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

#liike the window itself looked Biigger becauuse it was Closer To Me Than Beffore #ngl i llooked away annd back again Quick to see if it diid it again cos if it diid i woulda been OUTA HERE #I DONT LIIKE LIVING BUT I DONT PARTICULARLY WANA TEMPT WHATEVER HORRIFIC MONSTROSIITIES MIGHT BE AWAITING ME AT THE CLOSENING WINDOW #it felt like the House Attached To It was closer also not jsut thhe window #but is dark cant see the rest of house #ONly Window #so thats thhe part thats like..moving it #like the head #if that makes sensen #anyway #spooky #spoopy #window #stoner thoughts #unrelated but another thing thhat happened when i was on the way to write thiis is i was tryingn to think of a way to Remind myself thhat #i was goingn to Do somethiing but when i dont have my phone one me #cos im p good abbout writing myself reminders when i thiink of things so i dont forget #but sometimes liike if im somewhere without phone for a biit even jjust bathroom/shower/acrross the house for a minute to do somethiing #i aint got thhat on me #and th eimmediate im talkin IMMEDIATE solution i thhought of #waas to try to keep the cartoon network piizza song going in my head until i got somewhere i could do the thiing/wriite it down #which was in attempt to remiind myself about somethiing else that happened today but i kept only remembering away from phhone #it kind of worked but only retroactiively #i had stopped thinkingn of the song partway back to room but as soon as i got settlled i Suddenly Remembered the tiihing #and then also the pizza sonng started replaying #so kind of the reverse of what i wannted #but hopefully if i keep tryin to do it intentiionally itll work eventually #wow such cadence #ok bye

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thinkingstoned · 8 months

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currently hearing my housemate talking in the other room. which would be fine, exceept i am Also hearing our *neighbor* talking through the wall opposiite Same Time

i am viibrating into orbit

#both are so muffled i cannt make out words #but can definitely hear tone and when thyre speakiing #one at a time is fine its kind of a nice thing to hear in the background actuually #and i Definitely do multiple mediias all at once #i cant tell you how many years i had music going in earbuds literaalaly and legitimately 24/7 #in aaddition to like #a mobile game open and a show/youtube playing and social media and.....#and ill listen to music while im playing a game and have the game sound/music on #but for some reason This Particular Thing is drivin me up thhe absolute waLL rn #housemate is normally pretty 100% to themself and quiiet all day so i rly dont want to make them feel bad or like they cant talk in their #own room #so i will post about iit on tumblr iinstead #beepboop #stoner thoughts

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thinkingstoned · 9 months

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call me old fashioned if you will but the fucking rEFRIGERATOR shoulld not STOP KEEPING THINGS COLD because it has an AIR FILTER THAT NEEDS REPLACING THIS SHIT DID NOT USED TO HAPPEN?????????????????

#what the FUCK #FUCK planned obsolescence #FUCK all this new “Better TM” technology that is just actively causing problems and breaking down and making you buy replacement pieces #or entire new devices in a year or less #it is so fucking expenseiive to be poor now more than ever #THE FRIDGE ABILITY SHOULD NOT FUCKING E X P I R E #IT IS A F R I D G E #THAT FUCK SHOULD LLAST 40 YEARS WITHOUT BIYEARLY 60$ EXPENSES #SCREAMS

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thinkingstoned · 10 months

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clears my throat. mariojuana. louweedgi. ?

#lmaooo #mario #weed #luigi #i wanna doodle luweedgi so bbad-

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thinkingstoned · 10 months

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i got up btw

whhen youre not 100% ssure u dontn have to piss again before goingn to bed becauuse, come on, you just did not very long ago at all, and the blankets are cozy an-

THIS IS TGE DEVIL TALKING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPF ITS WORDS AS NON FICTION YOU WILL BE AWAKENED ALL NIIGHT FOR WANT OF YE OLDE TOILET BUT OHSO SLEEPY AND UNABLE AND DOOMED TO A RESTLESS FIT OF A NIGHTS SLWEP DO NOT

#the devil stays loSiNG today #(i am athiest thiis is a Joke)

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thinkingstoned · 10 months

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whhen youre not 100% ssure u dontn have to piss again before goingn to bed becauuse, come on, you just did not very long ago at all, and the blankets are cozy an-

THIS IS TGE DEVIL TALKING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPF ITS WORDS AS NON FICTION YOU WILL BE AWAKENED ALL NIIGHT FOR WANT OF YE OLDE TOILET BUT OHSO SLEEPY AND UNABLE AND DOOMED TO A RESTLESS FIT OF A NIGHTS SLWEP DO NOT

#hi guess what hapened to me last night and is prob gona happen again~#was gona make this less typo ridden but its kinnda funniier i think

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thinkingstoned · 10 months

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he/him? nah. silly/goose

agaf ... assiigned gender at farm

#stoner thoughts #gender #pronouns #GOOSE

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thinkingstoned · 11 months

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peace and love on planet earth

#my friend/roommate had a showing of their art at a local thing recently #SO many wonderful kind people and so many were so excited to see their stuff!#excitedly grabbing at friends and pointing or making sure to come up and compliment them even if they didnt have the money to buy #a kiddo in the next tent came coming over just to hang out throughout the day also #they wrote us a little note it was so fucking cute :'3 #friend worked *so* hard on all their art im so glad so many people enjoyed it #i almost cried cos there was live music and at one point a tiny little guy with big blue rainboots waddled up to put some cash in their tip #and one of the older guys playing gave him a big smile annd said “thank you! i like your boots!”#and i just ;U;#the world could be so good man #it could be so #So good #people can be so wholeheartedly precious and loving and kind #it kills me that so many of the wrong ones arent #and its the kind ones who suffer for it #i almost broke tf down man llol #sad things do also make me sad but if you wana destroy me its the wholesome and the humans acting with actual decent humanity that fucks me #anyway i just wanted to put this somewhere #peace and love on planet earth #if only :')#stoner thoughts #all the people there part of the setup were so nice and helpful also

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thinkingstoned · 11 months

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is this anything

#ig i actually got it right fiirst try?? looking at firefox??#i really thought it was a differnent word tho #idk #stooooooner thouhghts #weewoo

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thinkingstoned · 11 months

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this is another thing i mmade for the friends early tumblr themed bday party! pin the beef on the none pizza :3 (more poiints if you got your beef pieces on thhe left half.... the cluster is where we just stuck all the ones that hhad been on the wall lmaoooo we actually diid quite good !)

#i even won i think?? i wasnt gona play but they made me lol #none pizza with left beef #tumblr #memes #pin the tail on the donkey #ish #crafts #its paper and markers that i taped to some sturdy cardboard lol #in hindsight along eith the colour of the sky this wouldve also bbeen coloured pencils #cos couldve blended #and also had more of a beige insntead of yellow jsjsskksjsf fj #lol anyway #there is a line thru the middle...becauuse...i was oh so tired and couldnt bear the thought of having to redo that piece fnxxxmz

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thinkingstoned · 1 year

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i wish i remmebered/thought of having toast with honey and butter/peanut butter outtside of when i was siick cos its so good

#give it up for day 3 #toast #not the plague luuckily think its flu #bcos of COURSE my whole friiend group is always wanting to and going out to restauurants and clubs and fairs and shit thats crowded #when i wana stay in (and not spendd money)#but me?? going oover to my friends for One sinngular night??? sick.#cant have shit in detroit #anyway have some butter and honey on toast if you havent itll heal your soul and make you feel like a mideival peasan t i promise #i have never been able to sppell that correctly and i dontn think i ever will #one of those things i Make An Effort and Look At To Be Sure To Remember and then the secnd iits out of sight bitch empty yeet #anywayy shutting tf up now #stoner thoughts #i may or may nnot have had 6 pieces of ttoast today

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