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pe·nis

/pē′nĭs/

noun

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

wan·der·lust

/ˈwändərˌləst/

noun

a strong desire to travel.

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paranoia more like best practices am i right

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collective shout can go collectively fuck themselves

this is steam take yo sensitive protestant ass back to leappads f you want things to be so squeaky clean

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if i see another calisthenics routine that requires equipment i will find the writer and peel off their skin and feed it to them like ground beef

not using equipment is the whole fucking point if i had equipment i wouldn't be looking for it

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rip darwin's fav place to eat

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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because we kill them if they don't duh

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tumblr user discovers the rubber duck process

Try explaining what your current WIP is all about to a plushie. It helps, trust me

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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thought you were a kindred spirit but it's just about dolls 💔

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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"Death to all tropes" that's not how tropes work. If your characters don't like each other and then date, that's a trope. If they do like each other and then date that's a trope. If they meet once and hit it off very well and start dating after that, that's a trope too. You cannot do neither of those things.

nah, it's easy

just throw them in the concept incinerators and boom you're done

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so me core

i have 953GB of music rn

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how queerious

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ghost deniers see an object fall off a shelf or hear indiscernible whispers that resemble speech if you squint your ears and say "must've been the wind"

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writers would rather peel of their own skin and flagellate themselves to death medieval style than be creative or unique i swear

death to all stereotypes and let there be an end to all tropes

the nonbinary character requirement guide

if you're nonbinary and have all of these traits you are still cool imo. i just wish there was more nonbinary variety out there in the public consciousness

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do you think they ever get mad when dante shows obvious favoritism for ids. dante who equips kleinhammer heathcliff outside of battles just to give him better food and let him sleep well

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the phone?