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i feel bad for all the rocks ive killed

will remember to release them into the wild from now on

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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we’re all made of stardust but like can i put my stardust next to yours? as a treat?

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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.

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ive unlocked how to speedrun dry for post-shower emergencies

i call it “cold”

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jesus no

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are you queer people or are you thomas?

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what no im a perfectly normal souvenir take me home to your family :)

If you’re ever looking for a cursed object, it’s me

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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

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always wash your cat on the towel setting

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this is me if you even care

pup star

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THEYRE BEST FRIENDS

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“what did you say to my son?”

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Living his best life

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@wholesome-animal-images

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armchair detective who investigates furniture related crimes

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

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