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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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hello beloveds ☺️
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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had a dream where i logged in to ao3 and saw this
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so i'm manifesting it for every author who sees this
likes charge reblogs cast, rb to wish kudos and comments upon your favorite fics
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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.
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bruce: i'm going to dress as a bat and beat up criminals
alfred, remembering all the times bruce threatened to run away but only took his spongebob backpack to the end of the driveway before coming back: haha okay have fun sir
bruce: *dresses as a bat and beats up criminals*
alfred:
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the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about
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[At a coffee place]
Y/N: *returns from the bathroom to the line*
Y/N: *walks up to Gojo and grabs his hand*
Y/N: This is crazy.
Gojo: *looks at Y/N*
Gojo: Um... 
Y/N: *looks at Gojo*
Y/N: You're not my boyfriend.
Geto, from behind Y/N and Gojo: You're holding the wrong hand, Y/N.
Y/N: You sure?
Gojo: Yeah, we're sure.
Y/N: I feel compelled to finish this coffee experience with you.
Gojo: I'm not paying.
Y/N: Never mind, I'm going back to my boyfriend.
Geto: I'm not paying either.
Shoko, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand. I'll buy you anything you want.
Y/N: *goes to hold Shoko’s hand*
Y/N: At least somebody cares about me. 
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haruhi fujioka, pictured moments before disaster
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Yikes
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?
bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support
clark: what - i - no??
bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat
clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube
bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be
clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?
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