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“Allegro Moderato, brillante”

-my music

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“The first time he calls you holy, you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt. The second time, you moan gospel around his fingers between your teeth. He has always surprised you into surprising yourself. Because he’s an angel hiding his halo behind his back and nothing has ever felt so filthy as plucking the wings from his shoulders— undressing his softness one feather at a time. God, if you’re out there, if you’re listening, he fucks like a seraphim, and there’s no part of scripture that ever prepared you for his hands. Hands that map a communion in the cradle of your hips. Hands that kiss hymns up your sides. He confesses how long he’s looked for a place to worship and,oh, you put him on his knees. When he sinks to the floor and moans like he can’t help himself, you wonder if the other angels fell so sweet. He says his prayers between your thighs and you dig your heels into the base of his spine until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue. You will ruin him and he will thank you; he will say please. No damnation ever looked as cozy as this, but you fit over his hips like they were made for you.You fit, you fit, you fit. On top of him, you are an ancient god that only he remembers and he offers up his skin. And you take it. Who knew sacrifice was so profane? And once you’ve taught him how to hold your throat in one hand and your heart in the other, you will have forgotten every other word, except his name.”

PROFANE, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

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You know, periods get a rap for being awful, and rightfully so, but sometimes when you’re constipated af, and the period diarrhea kicks in, and you’re like, ahhhhhh.

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Nothing scarier than...

Jumping in the pool on a hot day in your clothes, and suddenly remembering you’re wearing a pad.

OR!

Realizing the few times you’ve worn a tampon you’ve been putting it in wrong.

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This is my personal book? I don’t know how this got here?

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This is why we need #blackequality cause this still goes on.

13th (2016)

Dir. Ava DuVernay

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“One person with a belief is a social power equal to ninety-nine who have only interests.”

- John Stuart Mill

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“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has.”

- Margaret Mead

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A mosquito just landed on my toe...

While I’m painting my toes, like really mosquito, you’re gonna take a lil snaky snak of my toe when all my attention iS ON MY TOES? Yeah thats real smart. Well he’s dead now anyway.

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Me tho.

People Meeting Me in Person: Oh she’s kinda funny and quirky! And she’s creative and cooks pretty well! I bet she posts great ideas on her social media.

Me on Pinterest: DRAGON AGE

Me on Facebook: DRAGON AGE & BOOKS

Me on Instagram: DRAGONS, BOOKS, & SNAKES

Me on Tumblr: ALL THE DRAGON AGE

Me on Twitter: *crickets*

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YOU GUYS!!!

There was this couple at my job, and the dude was walking back to the table and all of a sudden, the girl jumps up and says thats my shirt. The shirt is faded red, pinkish, and was clearly a tourist shirt from a city nearby, so it wasn’t exactly very feminine. He defends himself by saying that he found it in his closet. Guys! He was wearing his girlfriends shirt and didn’t even know it, thats peak goals right there.

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Hey, you know what, thats crap. I would’ve bought a class ring in a heartbeat if I’d had the money. It was gorgeous, and I’d’ve worn it even after high school. Now if you get one of the great big gaudy things, then yes, I concede. But you gotta play it smart guys!

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This made me smile

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When in doubt, marie kondo it out.

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Its funny

That when I see people make big prom-posals and such, I get envious, and want something like that, but I won’t ask. I’ll never ask because my selflessness matters more to me than my desires like that.

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Someone: hows your life going right now?

Me: well, I just tried to put my school login in to log in on my home home computer without thinking about it, so you tell me.

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I’m not a hot mess, I’m a spicy disaster.