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My apologies, Voxxy!!!! I'm sure Ari couldn't get into too much trouble!..

Anyways, no worries! Now you don't have too deal with her all on ya' own.

Vox glades off to the side, doubtingly. "Of course.."

"At least you're here now."

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And then Vox somehow ends up with his face smooshed in Ari's chest and her hands wrapped around his back with Vark happily purring

He buffers again for a moment, but gradually finds himself relaxing into the new position, smiling cheekily with a "hmph." If Ari was awake, she'd hear him curse the pet under his breath.

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I've been erm... BUSyyyyAAYYY!!!!!!! Super busy.

A lot of people I've had to talk with about.. things, and so forth! :3

"That sounds nice, dear. I sure do hope you enjoyed your little vacation—or whatever you'd like to call it. I cannot manage Ari by myself."

"Seriously."

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"Yay!!!"

Hours later.

Ari is cuddling the large shark and is unconsiously kicking Vox off the bed.

His eye twitches, and he seriously considers getting rid of the thing for a moment.

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Hey bookie (blows kisses/j) :33

"Oh, Moon! Hah- it's so nice to see you again."

"Where have you been???"

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"Wait noooo not the baby he did nothin' wrong look at himm.."

She smooches his cheek.

Vox tenses, but groans and deflates.

"... Fine."

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"Mmmmmm I think he just missed me.. he was pawing through my clothes and when I walked in he practically pounced on me and was so exicted.. Like a puppy.."

Vox kind of buffers for a moment, before clearing his throat.

"Well," he coughs obnoxiously. "Anywhoooo... Look at the time! It's time for him to go to bed! C'mon."

"And not our bed."

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"Baby... Vark went and chewed through my sweater..."

"Aw, well don't worry, my dear! You should know that I'm stable enough to buy you whatever sweaters you want."

He hands out his wallet.

"Help yourself."

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"How are you my darling? Did you get the flowers I sent?"

@ari-1417

"Flowers?"

He pauses, glancing slowly off to the side.

"Nnnnooooo. No, I haven't. Unless it's personally delivered, someone at the front picks them up."

".. Sorry."

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hey handsome :>

"Hey there."

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'm on my period

cuddle please

".. Sure. Just don't- don't get any of your uh... that, on my comforter."

why the FUCK are we synced again Ari we can't keep doing this I'm in pain//

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meow

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how is my darling doing this fine morin?

"Tired. Butttt... that's to be expected from such a- hard working, intelligent business man like myself, I'd assume."

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"Haha, hah. Get a load of this funny guy."

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Just to be clear: I do NOT fuck with hateful ass people, let alone anons. I have gotten my fair share of hate, yes. But it's sooo different when you choose to harass other mods that just so happen to be my friends.

Take your bullshit somewhere else and shove it up your ass while you're at it. I am NOT fucking with that.

Good thing to note, if you publicly harass one of my friends, you're getting the same treatment in return. If you can dish out bullshittery, you can absorb it right back into your pigskin too. <33

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Oh em gee hai are you single btw ehehehhedhhehe

"Mmmm.... More or less."

"Why?"

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I wish to squish you in a hydraulic press

"I beg your pardon??"