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showing my friends yaoi

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SOUNDSCAPE OF RUNETERRA (lore inspired playlists) [ LISTEN HERE ]

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Majestic game I say. Our Darius went crazy on top, making the Nasus ragequit while Lee Sin showed the imposter  what a real Lee Sin main looks like. :DD

My thesis was right that Morde is the best only with Leo bby <3

thisbladeismyfavourite as Talon (duh XD) xenady as Cait and two special guys from da crew

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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE  AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

We have no life.

thisbladeismyfavourite and I

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AD Kat Jungle and 100% crit Zed. (he took solo baron)

The Zed and I live on the edge. Vayne was very dissapointed of us. Janna and Ire just rolled with it.

thisbladeismyfavourite as Ire xenady as Janna and this time two special fronds as Zed and Vayne.

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“Talking about the same general who taught me how to survive and saved me from the miserable fate? My loyalty to him will never fade.” 

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>[ The blades Shadow, I find that quite amusing.]

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“ You know it is dangerous to challenge an assassin, do you fox? Or you are curious to know what your fate has in mind?”

{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

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“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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text message starters, part 1/?

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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“I would say the same for your title.” 

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>[ The blades Shadow, I find that quite amusing.]

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“My blades are known as the deadliest. I don’t think you would want to test them.”

{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

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“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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“You are not my first or last opponent to be afraid of.”

{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

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“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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“I don’t think so. Since it hasn’t even started.” 

{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

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“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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“Challenging an assassin as I see?” 

{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

snow-fox-ahri

“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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{snow-fox-ahri} "You've come a long way, just to have your soul taken away from you. How cute."

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“Pft, you might be a soul raper but not a clairvoyant, fox.”

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ask-pf  ——-> disgruntledtech

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You are the _____ to my _____.

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“I don’t think there is a purpose for me to even do it.” Denied the assassin as he crossed his arms and kept his eyes locked with the other.

"Huh? Hey hoody man why ya following me?" //hey thanks for the follow :D

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“You are just on my way.”