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Things i love about (book) Stanley Uris

He’s fastidious

“A creature of habit and convention”

“A patient boy”

Thinks that birds talk to each other (they totally do stan)

Thinks about phrases like ‘weirdsville’ and ‘Creep City’ because Richie says them

When the dead boys come for him in the standpipe he defends himself using his bird-book and shouting out the names of birds (it works)

Has an adorably dry sense of humour

Makes the suggestion to clean up the blood from Beverly’s bathroom (and then pays for the rags to get cleaned and jokes that it was a laundry date)

Was offended when he saw the dead boys (which is way worse than being frightened in his eyes)

“could stand to be scared, but he hated being dirty”

Was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta

Played baseball and “had the reflexes of an angel” according to Eddie (and I honestly don’t disbelieve, cause my boy Stan is an angel)

Cant think of anyone else to tell about IT because he only trusts the losers

Poor kid had his face washed with snow until it bled, by henry bowers

Traded funnybooks for firecrackers (him and Richie are meant to be i stg)

He can sing (or sayng according too Richie)

“Kookie kookie lend me your bones”

Sharp minded

When Richie tells him ‘i heard somewhere that you killed Christ’ Stan replies totally deadpan with ‘i think that was my father?’ COMEBACK KING!!

Carries his bird book with him (almost) everywhere

Jokes about breaking Eddie’s other arm

Saves Eddie and Mike in the sewer using his bird book and telling the giant bird he doesn’t believe in it

(He does however believe in phoenix’s)

He is the one who cuts the rest of the losers palms because he knows that it wasn’t really gone

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a lil scene from my and @stenbranlon‘s rp log!! 

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mike hanlon as the fresh prince,,, i drew this before quarantine happened lmao

Keep reading

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Richie: ouch! My phone almost hit my face

Stan: then why’d you say ouch?

Richie: I was preparing my vocal reaction

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IT Meme | 2/4 friendships

Stan and Mike

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Stan: yes hello i'm richie's emergency contact?

Nurse: so you're here to pick him up?

Stan: no, i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

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The Losers love each other so much.

Everyone carries around hand sanitizer now. Eddie and Stan hardly ever forget it but it has happened on occasion and when it does, someone else has some in their pocket. All of them make an effort to keep things neat and orderly. It doesn’t bother them but they want everyone to be happy. They let Eddie sit on their laps and go on about his medical worries, often he’s only worried because he doesn’t want them to get hurt. Stan doesn’t like touch as much but they still sit with him as he talks about the stuff he’s interested in, birds mainly. The group let Eddie and Stan decide where things go in the clubhouse, they make sure there’s also some extra wipes stashed in the corner as well. Just in case they need it. 

Richie hyperfixates like no one. Each week is a new song, comic, TV show, banc, movie, anything. He can talk about them for hours and the losers love it. Love listening to him talk about things he loves. They beep him a whole lot but it’s not the same as being told to shut up. It’s another joke. They want him to make the dumb jokes. It all makes him feel so wanted. 

For the most part, Ben is okay. But sometimes he has days where he feels unwanted. He struggles with self-image and can’t stand to look in a mirror. He hates bringing it up, wanting to be the one everyone else can come to. On these days all of the losers make sure they remind him that he’s such an integral part of their group. That he’s perfect, that he’s wonderful. They do it until he’s blushing and then Bev pinches one cheek while Richie pinches the other. 

Bev and Bill have bad days (they all do (and they all get the same help on those days) but Bev and Bill have them the most) and they always try to pretend like they’re not. The other losers see right through it. Those days always result in cuddling and Richie making as many dumb jokes as possible and Ben listening and Mike reassuring and Eddie distracting them in any way possible. 

Sometimes, because he isn’t with them all day, Mike feels like the outsider of the group. Sure, they’re friends but the school kids have inside jokes and spend hours each day without him. When the others find out they start including him in every bit of gossip and drama. They tell him everything and make sure that he sees at least one of them a day and talks to at least two. His grandfather gets annoyed at how often the home phone rings. 

They all love each other so much. All they want is for the other six to be happy. 

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anyways, richie tozier is bisexual not gay and when he was 15 he complained that he’d never been kissed so bev grabbed his face and smooched him. and when he was 17 he complained that no boy would ever love him so stan kissed him so he’d quit whining. and that’s just facts.

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Thoughts?

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Eddie: there's only one thing worse than death

*rips off paper to reveal the words ‘Richie’s death’*

Eddie: boom

Stan: Richie

Bill, Ben, Mike and Bev: no-

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The Losers Club as Quotes from King of the Hill

(since @harvey-mckenzie363 wanted a part two, but I didn't find any other good quotes from Airplane!)

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Eddie: I sell insurance and insurance accessories.

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Stan: *smokes with Richie one (1) time*

Stan: God, I'm too high to drive! That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!

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Beverly: That's my specialty: keeping it real.

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Stan: It's never too early to think about dying.

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Richie: Don't you see? Ben can't help that he's straight.

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Sonya: From now on, you'll be taking medication.

Eddie: So do I smoke it, or snort it, or what?

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Mike: Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

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Wentworth: To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.

Richie: I'm wet, and I don't even know it.

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Bill: Are you gay?

Eddie: What? No, I sell insurance!

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Beverly: Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself. Wrap your heads around that, fellas.

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Richie: (talking to Stan) If we don't hold hands soon, I'm going to lose it!

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Stan: Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in, let me die.

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Donald: Here's $300 to break up with Stanley.

Richie: Save that money for our wedding.

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Eddie: I never even kissed a boy until I was 20.

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Stan: If you have any ideas better than murder-suicide, I'd love to hear them.

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Beverly: (in a gardening store) Why are men so attracted to hoes?

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Richie: Suck it up and take a shower.

Stan: I don't like to stand that long.

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Bill: I've quit more things than you've started.

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Ben: Well, what was I supposed to do? Not dance with a dog?

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Stan: You guys know I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

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Streddie headcanon when one of them is being left out

Eddie pretend he doesn't like cuddles and will always act like he doesn't care until he sees his boyfriends cuddling on the couch. He'll just go shyly to them and they pretend they don't see him so Eddie just sneak up between them

When Stan and Eddie are talking about something, Richie can't stand being left behind or not being the center of attention so when they're walking on the sidewalk and he's behind them, he'll try to push them to get a place between them. Eddie and Stan think it's funny and kinda cute so they mess with him and act like they don't notice until Richie stop trying so they just stop and make him a place between them

Stan doesn't like showing that he's actually hurt by being sometimes left behind. He feels like he shouldn't interfere when Richie and Eddie have a moment. They both noticed that one day and when it happens and see it's hurting Stan's feelings they just go to him, Richie leaning on Stan's left side and Eddie on the other side. Even if he doesn't take part of the conversation, it makes feel Stan more included and loved

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Inspired by that Finn Wolfhard meme

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♡ qualities of a hero loser ♡

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planning

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I kind of want to just write a story where Stan is a whore in college. Like fully pussy is out the first week after he gets dropped off. Like none of the Losers know each other, this is the first time they’re meeting, and Stan decides he’s just going to be a slut. And he goes around meeting all 6 of them and he fucks all 6 of them in turn. 

He meets Mike in his freshman orientation class, and Mike is so softspoken but eloquent (honestly kind of longwinded) and his eyes are so warm. And Stan is immediately like “hey I’m free and independent now listen I douched this morning jsyk :)” and when Mike offhandedly mentions being bi Stan knows that’s his ticket in. So like, Stan and Mike are kind of dating? Mike wants more but Stan always dodges the question, he just wants to suck Mike’s dick, thanks. 

Then there’s Richie, who works in the same coffee shop as Stan. Richie’s loud and annoying but he’s always looking at Stan with a glint in his eye, like he’s trying to impress Stan in particular. Stan isn’t rushing into anything but he does suck Richie off behind the dumpster at work one day. I think this would happen before Mike’s stuffy self would be okay with having sex before marriage. So Stan is a little like “did I just do that?” and Richie’s like “you sure did pal… wanna do it again?” 

Stan’s roommate is Eddie, and there’s definite chemistry there, but Eddie’s kind of a closet case, and he’s always talking about his girlfriend Myra and rudely sexiling Stan so he can prove that he’s straight! He fucks women mama! Myra is not a beard fuck you Richie! Eventually, I think by sophomore year, something would snap and Stan and Eddie, who are still roommates because in all other respects they’re perfect for each other, like sis Stan is fully struggling while Eddie’s beer can is making Stan go from . to O in 3 seconds flat honey! 

I think Stan’s encounter with Bill will be the sluttiest. He first meets Bill at the gym, and he’s openly starting at Bill lifting weights while Stan is strutting on the treadmill more than exercising. And Bill comes up to him when they “conveniently” end their workouts at the same time and Bill wipes his forehead with a bright almost arrogant smile and is like “I saw you staring at me,” and Stan doesn’t know what to say that. Jump cut to Bill fucking Stan’s brains out in the locker room. They make it a weekly ritual. 

And by junior year, with Stan having 4 fuck buddies who all use at least one of his holes so that the bitch is fully booked most of the week, he runs into Bev and Ben, who want to spice up their relationship. And Stan, thinking Ben isn’t too sore on the eyes, agrees. He wonders what they could possibly be into. Turns out it’s not that complicated. Ben watches and plays with himself while Stan eats Bev out, and then Ben comes up behind him and starts fucking him. And then and then sis, they switch positions and Stan sucks off Ben while Bev hits it from the back with the good good strap!

But of course we’re doing the cliche “But Stan we all want to date you I know we’re just fwb but we caught feels” and Stan is like “I don’t want to choose!” and he withdraws from them and everyone mopes but in the process all the other Losers get closer and kind of catch feels for each other and they finally drag Stan out of bed and are like “What if we all dated you?” And Stan’s living every white boy’s dream, the bitch has 6 tops on lock before he can even buy alcohol. 

 Your fave could never!!

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Richie, Stan and Bill start a band and have a hard time agreeing on the name

(self harm cw)