#inncorrect quotes

[purpleisnotacolor]

Cole: how am I going to explain to my dad that I died?

Jay: bring some smelling salts... and a pillow! in case he faints.

Kai: no no no, just the smelling salts. the pillow will be too noticeable, he'll get suspicious.

Cole: I think he'll be suspicious when he notices that I'm transparent and green.

[feralgoblinqueen]

Y/N: Ghost is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Soap: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, give’em a smooch.

Gaz: Kick him in the shins!

Price: Dump him.

Ghost: Just ask me to lean down!

[thestarwarslesbian]

Tommy: First impressions are very important. Buck: Yet you married me anyway.

[ribbityart]

Ive hired this aigis to stare at you

[helluvabun]

cannon

[ian-the-existential-crisis]

Actual Hazbin Hotel quote:

Lucifer: Bro I fucked your wife

Adam: You're a huge dick.

Lucifer: Yeah, that explains why I fucked your second wife too.

[stargazingtranquility]

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

[t-thathandsomedevil]

Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27

Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.

Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???

[ceiwiart2]

[starch1ldz]

Spencer: I'm gonna check it out

Bau!y/n: Cool, and I'll stay here and make spooky sounds. Oooooo

[chthoniac]

Angel: I think we should get married

Husk: ………what?

Angel: ………

Angel: For tax purposes

Husk: We don’t pay taxes???

[feralgoblinqueen]

Price: Rules are made to be broken.

Laswell: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Y/N: Glow sticks?

Soap: Karate boards?

Gaz: Piñatas?

Ghost: Necks?

[thestarwarslesbian]

Random Firefighter: Remember Buck, this is a secret.

Buck: I won't tell a soul.

~Later~

Buck, bursting through Eddie's front door: EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE! I gotta tell you a secret Eddie!!!!!!

[frogs00]

Wednesday: Did it hurt?

Enid: Did what hurt?

Wednesday: When you fell from heaven?

Enid, smirking: No, but did it hurt when you crawl up from the pits of hell?

Proceeds to aggressively make out

Yoko: I’m so confused…

[helluvabun]

He's talented... in his own way