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getting one (1) note from the Rare Mutual is like

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My absolute favorite type of fic, hands down: ship gets together fairly quick (first 25%), the rest of the story is the evolution of a main action plot while the B plot is the characters having an unrealistic amount of sex throughout the fic. 10/10 would reread 100x

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no one understands my terrible freak men like i do

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Gonna self-promote my own fic Barbarian Youth which I think? Hits the spot? When I was writing Billy is always go back thinking “no he needs to be MEANER”

guys pls send me harringrove fic recs i'm starving for it

preferably some where billy doesn't become a soft unicorn after one chapter, i need him to be a goddamn menace first and foremost. need them to insult the fucking shit out of each other even when they're stupidly in love. give that hargrove bitch his redemption arc but let him be a rude fucking asshole throughout it all

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How I end every social interaction

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God I wish Mickey had been around during the throuple era. Like, "Hi, I'm Kev. And this is my wife Vee. And that's our girlfriend Svetlana. And that's our girlfriend's gay husband, Mickey. And those are our three children."

imagine the four of them working at the alibi during that stint where it was a hipster bar? the debates going on about what the deal with the bartenders' polycule is... and how that one red head fits into it.

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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

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was going through my mickey coded tag and couldn't resist

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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This is the absolutely stunning piece that @decadentworld made for my fic Barbarian Youth for the @bigbangharringrove! This is inspired by a scene from chapter 2.

They managed to capture my vision for the scene brilliantly, and I'm going to be overjoyed for the rest of my life to have such a wonderful piece to accompany my fic. I can't stop looking at it!!

Please go give @decadentworld some love! Thank you for partnering with me for this project bb 💖

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

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Is the fic giving me anxiety or is it my regular anxiety flaring up randomly? Can your AI answer that

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.