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It’s more comforting to convince yourself that all men are assholes then it is to face reality which is that your ex boyfriend wasn’t destined to become an asshole but for a variety of complicated societal and personal reasons he ended up that way anyways even though he could’ve chosen to not be an asshole

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bro you CANNOT be having flashbacks and then go right into giving me ideas 😭🙏/j

some of yall got too comfortable tormenting your ocs within earshot of me 🤨 /j /lh

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taglist (ask to be added or removed): @thehollowwriter @theleechyskrunkly @elenauaurs @casp1an-sea @nahelenia

@skriblee-ksk @boopshoops @scint1llat3 @nyx-of-night @nemisisnemi

@beneathsakurashade @sillyslipperybananapeel @kathxrat-01 @sunsmilu @twistedwonderlandshenanigans

@taruruchi @oya-oya-okay @kitwasnothere

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some of yall got too comfortable tormenting your ocs within earshot of me 🤨 /j /lh

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taglist (ask to be added or removed): @thehollowwriter @theleechyskrunkly @elenauaurs @casp1an-sea @nahelenia

@skriblee-ksk @boopshoops @scint1llat3 @nyx-of-night @nemisisnemi

@beneathsakurashade @sillyslipperybananapeel @kathxrat-01 @sunsmilu @twistedwonderlandshenanigans

@taruruchi @oya-oya-okay @kitwasnothere

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i love hi3

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neither of us are normal about the latest update so i drew me and my partner’s ( @nahelenia ) yuusonas as phainaxa

*yes i edited the dialogue just a bit

taglist (ask to be added or removed): @thehollowwriter @theleechyskrunkly @elenauaurs @casp1an-sea

@skriblee-ksk @boopshoops @scint1llat3 @nyx-of-night @nemisisnemi

@beneathsakurashade @sillyslipperybananapeel @kathxrat-01 @sunsmilu @twistedwonderlandshenanigans

@taruruchi @oya-oya-okay @kitwasnothere

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@nemisisnemi THIS IS THE BEST. GORGEOUS. ABSOLUTE BEST. IM IN LOVE WITH THIS

GAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAH IMA CTUALLY TWEAKING GAHHHH I'LL FINISH MY HALF OF THE ART TRADE SOON PINKIE PROMIS

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More Phainon as Eugene to spread my agenda

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Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication | Kalumnia

“Most people never amount to more than a goldfish in a bowl, confined to their own little lives and dying that way. However, some—like us—jump over the rim and into the big sea.” A member of the Stellaron Hunters—A mechanical puppet who considers flesh the only difference between himself and a human. Theatrical and youthful, he is utterly captivated by the behaviors of people and enjoys observing them. To make the most of the long life ahead of him, he has taken on multiple different identities and sheds them on a whim.

template by Xesty on the HSR fanon wiki

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i am not allowed to hurt siyun specifically or The Overlords of Doom (my friends) will get on my case

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let's bet on a lifetime together

reminds me of them :)

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so they added sampo as a memorial arena boss, and i feel very normal about it

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if you guys still want to see me around maybe i should post hsr stuff on here more often, though it'd mostly be kalumnia brainrot i fear

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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Being Transmasc is wild because first you’re a girl and you’re weak whiny emotional irrational annoying and uppity and “on your period” and you’d be prettier if you smiled and stopped making everything about feminism all the damn time

and then all of a sudden you’re a man and you’re ‘the problem’ and you just want to oppress girls and talk over women to validate yourself and make it all about you because all men ever do is take over the conversation and be abusive and use their toxic masculinity to bludgeon everyone around them and like

The whole time you’ve always just been you