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A bird! That's such a fun idea, I bet Thor would love it! ✨️

Thor: I WOULD NOT!

Loki: What kind of bird do you want to be brother? A hawk? Eagle perhaps? Maybe something more exotic? Cassowary perchance?

Thor: I will throw you.

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What else might Thor want to be turned into?

Thor: Nothing!! I just want to be Thor.

Loki: Maybe a bird. Do you want to be a bird brother?

Thor: No!

Loki: That’s too bad.

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thor and loki on Saakar had elite interactions and here's another they deffo had when people weren't looking

Thor: Brother. We need to leave through the devil's anus, would you stop being so difficult?

Loki: I wan't you to look me in my face and say that again. For me. Cause I want you to hear yourself.

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They don’t age like humans I’m crying this is so funny to me

Tony: so how old are you? like 30?

Thor: 30?! Do I look like an infant to you? Brother! Do I look like a child??

Loki: You look stupid, that’s what you look like.

Tony: Child?? The fuck??

Thor: I am a perfect 1,500 thank you. And Loki is 1,000.

Tony: what

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Old thor going back in time again (bros like 70 mil years old) and runs into the DW Loki.

Thor: Loki?

Loki thinking its Odin for a moment cause bros hair is pure white: W-What the-?

Thor: Hah! Loki it’s you! I haven’t seen you since… well over 5 million years ago! I stopped counting quite a bit ago.

Loki: THOR?? WHAT IN THE FU-

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Loki are you still in the tree?

Loki: …no

Thor: Tree??

Loki: Don’t ask.

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Hey Brodinsons, what say you about the accuracy of fanon comparing Thor to a golden retriever and Loki to a black cat? :3

Thor: Golden Retriever? Like the dog?

Loki: I guess I’m sort of black cat coded.

Thor: (what the hell does that mean???)

Loki: Also Brodinsons? Never refer to me as that again.

Thor: I kinda like it. It’s funny. Because we’re bros.

Loki: I understand it. And your more of a… clueless mastiff than a golden retriever.

Thor: I’m not a dog? I can’t shapeshift.

Loki: You’re only proving my point.

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Hi! I just discovered this blog, and I love it! The banter is hilarious.

What does Loki have to say about Thor riding on a rocket to save the day à la the vintage Thor comic "Chaos at Canaveral"?

What I'm referencing lol: Thor (1966) #317 | Comic Issues | Marvel

//Thank you! I think it’s fun

Loki: What in the nine realms are you doing there anyways??

Thor: …saving the day

Loki: You look stupid.

Thor: No I don’t. You look stupid.

Loki: I’m not even in that picture? And I’m smarter than you.

Thor: That’s not true.

Loki: It entirely is, but okay.

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Hey, pst, Loki…

Did you know that you’re the fandom’s favorite over Thor?

Loki: Obviously, of course I’m the fan favorite. I mean look at me, I’m amazing.

Thor: What are we talking about?

Loki: Nothing brother, go back to you poptarts.

Thor: You have poptarts?

Loki: …No. No I don’t. Just go away.

Thor: Aw okay

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If Sylvie is the multiversal female version of Loki, is there an equivalent multiversal female version of Thor?

Loki: Technically yes there would be. However, Thor and I have never run across her-

Thor: I have.

Loki: I beg your pardon?

Thor: It was weird, I didn’t like it.

Loki: You met the female equivalent of yourself?

Thor: Yeah. I’m jealous of her, she’s a valkyrie.

Loki: Oh. And when did this happen?

Thor: A couple weeks ago, I think.

Loki: WHAT

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Loki, Loki I'll give you like twenty bucks for frog thor :3

Loki: Oh Hel yes.

Thor: NO-

Loki: I’m waiting for my twenty dollars.

Thor: ribbits angrily

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HI LOKIIIIIIIII oh, and hello to Thor too (iguess)

Loki: Hello, mortal.

Thor: HI!!

Loki: They don’t want you.

Thor: Oh. Damn.

Loki: I’m more wanted than you. Glorious day.

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Loki: Peter told me to ask you if you would love me if I was a snake.

Thor: …??

Loki: Answer the question, Brother.

Thor: …y-..you already are??

Loki: Excuse me? squinting at him in confusion and disgust

Thor: …you already are a snake?

Loki: I’m turning you into a frog again.

Thor: NO-

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Please tell him to stop spending our entire budget on pop tarts again 😔

Loki: I told you those are unhealthy.

Thor: They’re delicious.

Loki: They won’t be delicious when you’re horrendously out of shape again and stumble when you stand.

Thor: ….How do you know about that?

Loki: Put the damn poptarts down you heathen.

Thor: Fine >:(

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Did he want to be a frog?

Loki: He did.

Thor: I did not!!

Loki: He did.

Thor: You are lying on my name, brother.

Loki: I do that constantly, get with the program.

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Did he want to be a frog?

Loki: He did.

Thor: I did not!!

Loki: He did.

Thor: You are lying on my name, brother.

Loki: I do that constantly, get with the program.

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Loki, age 7: If I stabbed you, would you die?

Thor, also 7: Probably not. I’m awesome.

Thor, age 8: You planned this for a year.

Loki, age 8, holding a knife covered in Thor’s blood: Yes.