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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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i think it'll make you happy to know that i got fraternally adopted by a Doe fictive :>

~ your new follower

YIPPIE

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I'm bored.

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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Heim head cannons

Part 2!

🍔 he hates the taste of humans

🍔 wants to be the #1 realtor but really hates harming people

🍔once successfully ate a person but he felt extremely bad about it. Still thinks about them.

🍔 he wants to travel the world to taste the different foods

🍔 scared of loud sounds

🍔 wanted to join a traveling circus when he was young

🍔 collects clown stuff

🍔 he has those creepy porcelain Clown dolls. All of them have seperate names

🍔 loves cartoons

🍔 he knows charisma means he'll be a better realtor. Tv show hosts have lots of charisma. If he becomes a tv show host, he could be the best realtor

🍔 struggles with his identity as a realtor.

🍔 craves spicy and sour food despite not liking the pain

🍔 watches mukbangs. Speaking of which, he hates nikakado because the man crying bs makes it hard for him to relax

🍔 had an unusually strong stomach

🍔 it's surprisingly hard to poison him.

🍔 it's actually quite hard to kill him in general because he avoids it by silly bs (ex: going to tie his shoe the moment an arrow flies toward him)

🍔 very oblivious and dense. Especially with romance. You could literally get a plane smoke trail that says "I LOVE YOU" and he'd look at it and say "oh cool" and continue on with his day

🍔 has a replica of the keabby patty car from the Spongebob movie

🍔 loves holidays.

🍔 is very good at cooking games.

🍔 often hangs out with John doe at the library. The two study humans quite a bit.

🍔 if he knew about a human in uncanny valley, they'd basically become like a celebrity to him. He'd ask a million questions about humans.

🍔after their study days, heim takes doe out to lunch. The two get along well but info dump for like an hour then stop for 10 minutes to figure out what to say next.

🍔 heim watches cooking channels

🍔 he tries learning new skills but moves to another one before he can master the first

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Doe thoughts:

If you put hairball doe in a rain boots and an umbrella hat, will he be ok in the rain?

So like people compare him to a cat so does that mean I can just lift him by the scruff of his neck?

If he likes teeth, then what does he think about fake teeth?

Tate Thoughts:

Since people meat tastes like pork and he's a cannibal, does that mean he likes pork?

How would he do in the kakeguri school?

How would he do in Vegas? Is he even allowed there?!

Randall thoughts:

Can we get this man some therapy?

So like he has a tv and tapes. What's he watchin?

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Yukako found something!

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Mood

MY HUSBANDDDD LOOK AT THEM >_<

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Murder men vines part 2

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Murder men vine comp

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Murder men ask vines!

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Yandere visual novels as vines (mortis fox edition)

(It wouldn't upload on Tumblr so I had to upload it to YouTube first)

If y'all have any ideas for vine comps let me know this was fun

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Yandere visual novels as vines (mortis fox edition)

(It wouldn't upload on Tumblr so I had to upload it to YouTube first)

If y'all have any ideas for vine comps let me know this was fun

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I low key wanna make a murder men vine edit. I know how to edit but I really hate using cap cut and it's all I got rn.

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he may not understand Xmas lights but he's got the spirit

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Tate frost head cannons (some NSFW)

Great cook, even better on the grill.

Wears bras to support his tiddies.

He's really comfy and always warm.

He got called a "sigma male" at the gym once because he was wearing a wild shirt. Went down the rabbit hole and hasn't been the same.

Can make really good cocktails

Enjoys reading

Has a dark sense of humour. I don't mean 9/11 jokes. I mean he watches car crash videos to laugh at how people drive.

He can't watch ANYTHING without calling out stiff cinema sins style.

Has a weird hyper fixation on history.

Has a room off of his bedroom (never a good thing to have)

He's a regular at Spencer's and worked there during his high school years. He really likes some of the weird items.

He carries an air horn. If in an argument, he'll sound it off to avoid the other person from talking.

Likes cooking more than eating. Got popular in college because he'd cook for people in exchange they'd do his homework.

Takes sleeping pills.

Has a bunch of CDs in his car, all in the glovebox.

Conditions his hair too often.

Likes chocolate bars.

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More more doe head cannons!

He's a terrible liar.

"YOU! I JUMPED OUT A WIIIIINDOOOOOW~" (He wasn't supposed to tell you)

He can't figure out walnuts.

In the event he figures out walnuts don't let him have any. He will eat the broken shell.

Collects rocks.

Would cover himself in googly eyes.

Watches iceberg videos and baby sensory videos.

Tangles himself in a lot of stuff.

Loves the craft store.

Is slowly learning how to do his makeup. He's uh... Not good at it but he's trying his best

If you don't share a bed with him he Ethier has a race car bed or sleeps on the couch

Has photos of you hidden behind his posters.

Zones out a lot. Usually has carameldancen playing in his brain.

Will force you to take care of yourself. For example: if you're not eating he'll take your keys and hide them.

Thinks things on TV are real.

Don't turn on the news for doe. He gets really depressed by what's on.

Don't put on home channels like HGTV. Doe hates realtors and he'll probably break the tv.

If there's a sex scene on TV, doe will point to the tv and say something like "oh I could definitely do that"

Doe finds humans confusing but really likes learning about them.

If you put on just dance for doe he will literally play until his body starts melting.

Doe is terrible at video games.

He does the palm hand thing with the joystick or retreats into hairball mode and uses his hair tentacles.

Would freak tf out during a power outage.

Doe states out the window until you return.

(Assuming he knows how to use a phone here) he does the fangirl phone thing.

If he ever (somehow) got mad at you, he'd sit with his back to you and pout. He's not good at being mad with you.

Don't take him shopping he makes bad finical decisions.

He's not good at the NSFW stuff but he's super clingy in bed.

He wouldn't understand what edibles are/what they do. Thought it meant it was edible to humans and ate a whole jar of the gummy bears.

Never calls "boobs" anything practical. It's always something like "chesticles" or "glamonfufukongas"

He doesn't give at about your body shape. He finds your body fascinating because it's squishy. He'll often squish your arms while muttering "squish squish~"

Doe researches human biology and sociology.

Asks tons of questions.

Not allowed to drive.

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Doe!