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oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

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the new pokes look so edible...good for the soul.....

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any monsters want to come steal me away to be their bride so i dont have to participate in society any more

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“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

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Moon Phase Boba 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘Cosmic Tapioca ⭐🌟✨the challenge is sucking up the moon pearls in the right order~

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Are you telling me I was supposed to grow up watching movies and tv shows like this

And not be into monster romance?????

I am not at fault here!

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Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

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Me: Oh a mutual sent me a message! Uh… I have anxiety about how to respond…

My brain: Deactivate your account, disappear into the woods, and never speak to anyone again.

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So here it is! A pre game release comic that’s also more serious than funny. 

I’m really excited for this game!

Mandatory reminder that Patrons get early access to all future comics and art because tumblr won’t let me post direct links!

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

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Extremely displeased to announce I just opened my writing doc to find the fic has not yet written itself. Will check back in tomorrow to see if it’s made any progress

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less romanticizing high school more media about how being 17 is the worst human experience imaginable

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verdant wind route au ……where hilda saves dimitri by hackin n slashing through the imperial army and CARRYING him ofc bc she’s hilda

(and off-screen: all the recruited blue lions students who help dimi get back on his feet after the war)

Btw. She’s crying bc she’s sweaty bloody n dirty lmao

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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

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i wish all gas and electricity firms a very happy die