Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Here me out on the doctor/river song/the master.
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A/U: 11th Doctor never getting bored while reading this book
Inspired by The Diary of River Song #5.1(Big Finish) and comic con North East.
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The Master: sapnu puaS.
The Doctor: What??
River: What language is that.
The Master: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*The Master was removed from the groupchat*
#doctor who#incorrect quotes#thoschody#river song#the doctor#the master#the doctor x the professor x the master#doctor who incorrect quotes
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The Doctor: Think you can unlock the door for us?
River: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Nardole, can I have your credit card?
Nardole: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
River: Thanks. Now Master, break down the door!
Nardole: Huh!?!
#thoschody#doctor who#the doctor x the professor x the master#doctor who incorrect quotes#nardole#river song#the doctor#the master#poor nardole lmao
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The Doctor: So according to this you two are being accused of; armed robbery, vandalism, grand theft auto-
River: We had a bad day
The Doctor: -and murder
The Master:..It was a pretty bad day
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THOSCHODY AU — the Time Academy's Golden Trio
#it's finally out!!#doctor who#alternate universe#thoschody#river song#melody pond#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#simm master#missy doctor who#dhawan!master#time lord oc#the doctor x the professor x the master#character concept#john simm#david tennant#sydney wade#salma hayek#matt smith#matthew macfadyen#michelle gomez#peter capaldi#nina toussaint-white#sacha dhawan#jodie whittaker#alex kingston
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The Doctor, to River: Would you like to stay for dinner?
The Master, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
#doctor who#dw#doctor who incorrect quotes#dw incorrect quotes#thoschody#the doctor#the master#river song#melody pond#missy doctor who#the doctor x the professor x the master
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The Master: I have a lie detector in my shirt.
River: …What? Weirdo. Take it off, then.
The Doctor: Why do you want them to take off their shirt?
River: WHAT- NO I DON’T…
The Master: beep… beep…
#doctor who#doctor who incorrect quotes#the master#the doctor#river song#thoschody#the doctor x the professor x the master#missy#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#simm master#missy doctor who#spy master
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