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River: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope
River: sometimes I do that too
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meanwhile in another universe
tentoo: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
rose: are you okay, love?
tentoo: bloody NERYS!
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Bill: just wondering… did the Doctor ever take you to see anyone famous?
Yaz: I met Rosa Parks! and king James, but he was kind of a prick…
Martha: I met Shakespeare and Queen Elizabeth I.
Clara: I made out with Jane Austen.
Yaz: what
Bill: what
Martha: what
Clara: what
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eleventh doctor: welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
eleventh doctor: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*
eleventh doctor: well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good
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11: Hey do you happen to know my blood type?
River: Yeah. B positive
11 (pulling out his blood transfusion): Well, guessed wrong. Hey, Craiiig?
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Doctor: There's a master key and a spare key for the TARDIS. River has both of them.
Master: When we asked, "What if you die, River? How will we get into the TARDIS?" She said, "If I'm dead, you all have been dead for weeks."
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“Y’know, Yaz, you really say “WhAt?!” a lot.”
“Y’know, Doctor, you really do a lot of extremely questionable things.”
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DW (3)
If Amy had to raise River
Amy: Listen to me River, I've got to tell you something very important. Killing is bad
River: You're silly mummy
Amy: No, River I'm being serious, ok. You need to put your energy into something else, I mean what about dancing, would you like to learn how to dance?
River: I'd like to dance … On the grave of my ennemies
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Rory: We call that a “traumatic experience.”
Rory, turning to the River: Not a “bruh moment.”
Rory, turning to Amy: Not “it is what it is.”
Rory, turning to the Doctor: And DEFINITELY not “oof LMAO.”
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Barton: What would your villain name be?
The Master: The Suspense
The Master: Because my victims would be like, « Oh no! The Suspense is killing me! », and we’d laugh together.
The Master: Then I would kill them.
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