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I think they would've been friends

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SCHITT'S CREEK 4.07 The Barbecue

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Some Sentences Sunday

Tagged by @winderlylandchime

Thank you Aj. Your tag convinced me to open up my doc for Heal Me, Hold Me, Make Me, Know Me and continue writing it.

So. Be excited. I’m finally getting back to my Asexual as Folk series. (QAF Brian/Justin)

The courtroom chatter fell into a hush as the bailiff stood in front of the bench. She gave a stern look as she swerved her gaze across the sea of observers. Justin cowered further down into his seat at the very back near the door. Brian reached over and took his hand in his own. With a squeeze he quietly reassured the younger man that he was safe.

“All rise for the Honorable Judge Hawkins.”

Justin looked at Brian who shrugged. The two then half-stood and didn’t even address the judge personally. Justin was trying his best not to have a panic attack right there in front of everyone. Brian moved his hand from Justin’s and up to his neck with a gentle squeeze.

No pressure tagging: @lostcol @thotpuppy @vulcanscully

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Teen Wolf by fr-Adams

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goon 1: hey boss i need help with my homework

mafia guy: i hired youses to KILLS people not do Algebra

goon 1: no this is pre-alebgra

mafia guy: ohs thanks gods, i was actuallys coverings for a lacks of knowledges in the area via an outburst of aggression, im sorry it had to come to this

goon 1: yeah its actually history homework. mesopotamia. way older than algebra.

mafia guy: ill teach you to be euphrates of these gah damn hands GOON!

goon 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: i hop the boss doesn't hear us kissing

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I made a little Scott Mccall.

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/71640

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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

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I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. "Never use two words when one will do," "don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do," I'm going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it's going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch

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literally 

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

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Derek Hale

from Teen Wolf 

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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

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“I hear hurricanes a-blowing I know the end is coming soon I fear rivers over flowing I hear the voice of rage and ruin…”

Commission Art for Poe Charlotte