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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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i won't ever come close to understanding how and why americans are so obsessed with america, like you don't have people anywhere else in the world singing about their country or even contininent nearly as much. actually insane

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my big beautiful wife

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Its way too fucking warm

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

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teraz mam ochotę narysować dwa kreciki i nazwać je kretyn i kretes

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beautiful names for a baby girl:

- Jelita (like a fancy form of Julia)

- Melina (means raspberry in polish 😍)

- Morenka (so cute you could call her Rennie)

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thinking about that time my mom ordered a bottle of vitamins online and they arrived with the tamper seal broken and she was going to just take them anyway and in desperation i had to bust out the “you know they never solved the chicago tylenol murders” to get her to mail them back

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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Dandelion sheep 🌼🐑

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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.