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I have obviously been away for a hot minute, but I'm here to say I have time for Naruto again and would love to talk about it!!

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Who's teeth are crooked? Who's teeth are bright white practically glowing in the dark? Plz and thank you!

(Note: happy to see you back)

Perfect Teeth Gang

Sakura, whose doting parents merrily shelled out for braces.

Sasuke, whose Uchiha Inbreeding resulted in the bonus of perfect teeth alongside the insanity.

Shisui has to be mentioned as well, because for all that we can lump all the Uchiha in on the perfect teeth train, his were especially nice.

Minato had a gorgeous smile and it was 100% natural.

Sasori gave his puppet body veneers.

Tsunade has always had perfectly white, straight, even teeth. It made Orochimaru furious, so he also got himself some veneers.

Snaggle City

Naruto may have the kyuubi on his side, but nothing can stop his fucked up teeth from being fucked up.

Choji has an interesting bite, and he's self-conscious about it.

Ino has very straight front teeth, but her molars are what a dentist would call interesting.

Kisame has way too many teeth!

I think the Kakashi dog teeth headcanon is a fun one.

Neji's front teeth are a little too big.

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Which characters are republicans?

Tobirama

Kakuzu

Hinata

Neji 

Itachi

Sakura

Shikamaru

(no i won’t elaborate and no this is not a negative post i put several favs up in there it just is what it is)

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“Falls first, falls harder” but with the Konoha 12 🙈

Falls first

Naruto, who gives away his love like the blazing sun: uncaring of the intensity, expecting nothing in return, and in perpetuity

Hinata falls hard and fast, and then she just sits with it and hopes.

Oh, Shino is falling from afar, long before he ever dares to make a move.

Ino knows she's going to fall in love before she does, but she still does it super fast. Then it's just a waiting game as to when the other person will finally catch up.

Love at First Sight, thy name is Rock Lee.

Tenten falls first only in comparison to her age mates, who are all unhinged, maladapted, and intense in ways she just isn't.

Falls harder

Sasuke, who will rail against the dying light up until the very moment he accepts his love for what it is. Upon acceptance, he'd merrily burn the world for said love.

Sakura would actually take some time, but feel so deeply when it comes to really loving someone.

Kiba might not shy away from puppy love, but it takes some time for him to truly love someone. Once he does, though, he's nuts, I tell you.

Shikamaru may cerebrally know that he's going to fall in love with someone. He could embrace this, even. But it's different when he finally, really feels it. Good god, he's intense about the object of his affection is all I'm saying.

Choji is a little guarded with his heart, but once he can trust someone with it, it's all theirs.

Neji is another one who rails against the dying light, but gets Really Intense once he embraces his destiny.

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In Naruto who moves on quickly vs who’s stuck on their ex for a long ass time even after they break up?

Amazing, wonderful question.

Onwards and upwards:

Ino would, I think, be very pragmatic about things once she gets older. If they don't want her/can't want her/are incompatible, then that's that. She can process and move on expeditiously.

Hashirama would wildly pretend to be over a lost love, and many would believe him.

Sasuke can be very "fuck it, we ball" if the ended relationship is shallow enough.

Tenten continues to be normal and move on accordingly, especially when it's young love.

Deidara jumps from love to love and doesn't feel (a) sad for his loss or (b) like his newfound love is shallower for the novelty.

Kankuro is gifted in leaving his exes in the past.

Genma may be willing to give many a chance, but once his goodwill has run out, he's all done.

Rock Lee would always honor and cherish past loves in his heart, but he would use the lessons he's learned from them to empower him into being the best possible partner to his new lover very soon.

Mired in the past:

Kakashi, who visits the Memorial Stone daily to not only think of his lost comrades, but also of his lost love and how both are all his fault for hours on end on the daily.

Naruto could never, ever get over a lost love. This whole series, in a way, his him wildly chasing a lost love.

Kurenai and Asuma both have some sort of mutual pining situation going on that makes me feel that they are unlikely to move on, especially considering Kurenai's status in the new series.

Hinata bases so much of herself around caring for someone else, I can't imagine her realistically moving on.

Kiba can only get over someone once Akamaru stops searching for their scent. This can take...well, a lot of time. But once it's done, it's done.

Let's finish up Team 8: Shino can't move on, once he's let his walls down. It's so difficult to get there, he can't imagine doing it all over again.

Shikamaru is pragmatic enough to know if he has to love again (re: clan things), but he shan't put care into it.

Konan will honor a lost love in every gesture for the rest of her life, whether or not this lost love is also still alive and kicking.

The Sannin! Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya all kind of live via references to and honoring of one another, no matter how far apart they are. They love and hate and love one another in such wildly toxic, intense measures that there could never be room for anyone else in the kind of space the others occupy. God, I'd love to make a long post on them one day.

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Nobody understands these characters like you do

What if I said I was in love with you for this?

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Who in Naruto are clap back queens? Like who says the craziest insults and who just stays silent

Clap back queens:

Neji, who delivers reads mercilessly and without prompting no matter who is there to witness it.

Ino can read your mind and knows exactly what to say to make you suffer.

Tobirama spends time practicing arguments with all of his enemies in his head, so he always has something foul to say.

Shikamaru, when angered properly, has a rolodex of hurtful information about his target to pull from and is delighted to do so.

Sasuke says things so out of pocket, he doesn't even know what's going to come out of his mouth next.

Kakuzu is just straight up mean and willing to unleash it on anyone.

Kurenai's favored pastime is psychological warfare.

Orochimaru can send someone to the psych ward with words alone, you know.

Silent sufferers:

Hinata, but her teammates will take vengeance.

Sakura stews and seethes and thinks about all the cool things she could have said well after an altercation happens.

Kakashi can't be bothered to clap back for the most part, but good god, he has the ability to be both mean and insightful ifs he wanted to be.

Hidan splutters wildly when insulted, but doesn't often come up with something particularly clever or cutting.

Gai lets insults and digs fly right over his head as a defense mechanism, so he doesn't have to bother.

Kabuto has gotten pretty used to letting Sasuke's horrible words roll off of him like water off a duck's back.

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How old are you?

Ancient (mid-twenties).

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Who in Naruto is insane?

Trick question! All of them are insane to varying degrees. The cognitive dissonance and brainwashing needed to become a mercenary assassin who is also protecting All Things Good is off the charts and not something I want to touch.

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Konohas 11 and they’re 7 deadly sins?

I'll do the full 12 because I do so hate to leave sweet Sasuke out.

Naruto is a hard one. For all that he gets on my nerves as a character, he's little mr. sunshine, isn't he? But if I had to choose, I'd go with pride. I was going to say greed, but a quick google told me that greed pertains to earthly desires, and he has a preternatural yearning for love and acceptance, not riches. But he's proud in the way Itachi is. He thinks his idealistic view of the world is not only objectively correct, but also the only moral option very often. And, to be fair, it usually works out for him. He's similar to Itachi's pride in that he also believes he knows what's best for Sasuke (re: dragging him back to Konoha kicking and screaming).

Sasuke is wrath. How could he be anything else? He's a self-declared avenger, and for all that that isn't his fault, that is the path he treads without a thought of straying.

Sakura is also wrath. I think. She's angry and violent and thirsty to prove herself, and I can't blame her!

Kiba is pride, I think. He's a good guy (and none of the others feel right), but his dream of being Hokage feels...well, far-fetched, considering his competition and predecessors. Also, he's pretty all bark/no bite in his younger years.

Hinata is sloth for her lack of follow-through, though this is not her fault. She has great goals and dreams and is coming from a tough spot and terrible family, but she didn't do much more than become personally stronger.

Shino is wrath, for he can hold a grudge like no one else. He isn't wrong to feel slighted (re: Naruto forgetting who he even is when he returns from his Jiraiya travels), but he does not forgive and he does not forget.

Shikamaru is sloth, though I thought about arguing for pride. But, well, he tried to feign sleep through the beginnings of an invasion of his village, and that's that.

Ino is tentatively lust, but I think that's more of an issue with her character creation than it is with her as a person. She doesn't quite fit into any of the others, and if I'm really reaching to find something for her, she does canonically enjoy the idea of beautiful men fighting for her affections more than anything else.

Choji is not, in fact, gluttony. He eats the way he does for a specific purpose, and that purpose is using his sick clan jutsu to crush his enemies. I think Choji might be sloth, in that he doesn't seem to have much internal motivation to do...well, much of anything most of the time. This is especially so when it comes to ninja-related things.

Neji is wrath or, in the earlier years, pride. But, honestly, can you blame him? He's enslaved to the main branch of his clan and is a genius even against the backdrop of said clan.

Tenten is sloth, though it isn't her fault. Her character isn't terribly developed, and to my knowledge she ends up as some sort of weapons merchant as an adult. That's disappointing and not living up to her potential, and I think she could be more.

Rock Lee is pride in that he's valued proving himself above the safety and success of both himself and his team, though this is particularly in the chunin exam era. He's certainly grown with age, but his initial choices were...woof.

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Messy ass people from Naruto list?

Good good, aren't they all messy?

Naruto, bravely and boldly following Sasuke to the ends of the earth to beat the shit out of one another whilst screaming about their weird, weird dynamic.

Sasuke, who monologues about needing to murder his great love, Naruto, whilst participating in the following/beating up/running away cycle.

Hashirama and Madara, who did the exact same besties/boys for life/life partners?/sworn enemies dance as the aforementioned freaks.

Obito, who loves stirring up shit and making others miserable for sport.

Sakura, who never fails to dunk on people for social failings whilst ignoring her own.

Orochimaru, especially that time he tried to offer to bring back Tsunade's dead baby brother as a zombie if she could please fix his dead arms.

Tsunade, whose hands are rated E for Everyone.

Neji can't be left out after (rightfully) airing out the clan's dirty laundry at the chuunin exams.

Kushina has never not shouted her business for the world to hear. How anyone doesn't know Naruto is her kid is beyond me.

Deidara. Good god, he blew himself up out of spite when he couldn't beat up Itachi's little brother to his satisfaction.

Sasori the eternal twink.

Let's end with Konan, who made 600 billion paper bombs (canon) to try to murder Obito's ass.

But, to be fair, I stand on them all being messy.

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Ah!! I love him!!!

Some more wonderful art referencing this post.

(Sakura HERE)

Thank you for this treasure!!!

Sealing master Sasuke is finished! Part two of @thottyimagines sanin swap AU

I love him

Thought about giving him a sword but the big ass scroll won in the end

Though I did copy Shihui’s sword holster

Spends most of his time out of the village

Closet Icha Icha fan

Does a bit of his own writing

Got really drunk once and got his ears pierced

Up next is medic nin Naruto! Not sure when tho

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Stop moving and post more Sasuke jokes. (this is a joke. I hope your move goes well and life isn't being too hard on you in general)

Ariana Itachi what are you doing here?? (Thank you for the well-wishes!)

Sasuke spends a ridiculous amount of time brushing each and every individual tooth morning, noon, and night. His Sharingan is on and he's decimating every last bit of plaque up in there.

He's big into pilates and scorns those who try out a class expecting it to be easy, and then leave on shaking legs.

Walks around assuming ~50 percent of people are madly in love with him. This is due to a combination of Naruto/Sakura/Karin, and his childhood of the Classic Uchiha Fangirls experience that, given the massacre, he failed to realize was par for the course for the strongest boy in class.

Has a baby tooth that never fell out. It's toward the back, so it isn't noticeable, but he knows it's there and it's much smaller than the other teeth.

Fr loves the smell of cats. His ideal partner is a cat lady who'd be content to not bother him beyond giving him a kid or two and letting him come home and enjoy the cats.

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Is this blog still alive?

Yes! Unfortunately I just have many real life adult things to attend to so the time and inspiration to go through my inbox ebbs and flows.

Right now it's, uh, ebbing. But rest assured I'm here and will make my triumphant return to nonsense sooner rather than later.

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“a hero will sacrifice the person they love to save the world, but a villain will sacrifice the world to save the person they love.” what characters do you think fit the first one and which ones the second?

Ooo love this question! I think, given the nature of the series, many characters can fall under either category under the right circumstances. But a few stand out to me as very solidly one or the other:

"Hero"

Kakashi, because he knows nothing but duty and sacrifice, even and especially at great personal cost.

Hashirama knows all about sacrificing the person he loves (re: Madara) for the good of the world (re: peace).

Minato, absolutely. How could he be anything but after what he did to his own son so his village could have a nuke?

I first wrote up something explaining why he'd fall under the "villain" part, but Madara invested far too much in the whole eye of the moon thing for me to really properly argue that there's a world in which he fucks off to be happy if the right person just asked.

I don't think Shikamaru could bring himself to sacrifice the world for anyone, but I do think he could face the bleak, bleak music if his beloved had to be sacrificed for the world.

"Villain"

Right off the bat, Naruto. All the world can burn, but not Sasuke. And we see that time and time again.

Itachi, who is also Weird about Sasuke. You don't get much more "will sacrifice the world" than Itachi slaughtering his entire clan in order to convince Danzo to let his brother live.

Obito!! Good god he's insane and is very much doing this fuck shit in the series for Rin, soooo

Sakura feels things too deeply to do anything other than gleefully toss the rest of the world away for the person she loves.

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Do you have any Kankuro and Temari headcanons? They barely get any attention (Kankuro at least doesn't), and I'd like to see if you have anything interesting to say about them because honestly, your hcs are the best.

Thank you!!

Kankuro

Has a strict "no uggos" dating policy. However, his taste in people is...eclectic. So it's difficult to discern who's going to make him go insane with lust and who's going to make him go insane with offense to the gaze.

Loves eating coconut, but it always gets stuck in his teeth.

Lowkey likes the smell of sweat on a person (who's not an uggo).

Facial hair grows in patchy :(

Still sometimes has nightmares about when Gaara was largely ruled by Shukaku. In them he's often crushed to death via sand or has to watch Temari get trapped in the sand coffin.

Temari

Kind of goes out of her way to keep her hair coarse and dehydrated lmao it helps it poof up the way she likes.

Is farsighted, but refuses to admit it (it's why she prefers to be a distance fighter)

Can be a bit of a player!! She has a string of people across Wind thinking she's coming back to visit someday to reignite whatever it is they started while she passed through. And she very well might, for she loves a free place to stay.

Sucks at genjutsu and usually gets her feelings hurt if someone traps her in one during training.

Has, like, super steady hands.