#konan

[ladykissingfish]

(Blank) The Type Of Person …

Konan the type of person to sleepwalk to the kitchen at midnight, eat all the leftover pizza, put the empty box back in the fridge, wake up the next day forgetting what she did, and go around interrogating/threatening to kill everyone because dammit she was planning on eating that for breakfast!

Hidan the type of person to not shower for weeks at a time because he believes that drenching himself in cologne works the same.

Sasori the type of person to say he’s only going to read ONE chapter of his book this evening, end up reading the entire thing in one sitting, absolutely hate the ending and spend the rest of the next day writing a fanfic about it to “correct the mistakes”.

Kakuzu the type of person to insist that his birthday is “just another day” and “not a big deal” then be really, really hurt if everyone doesn’t make it a big deal.

Konan the type of person to seem very gentle and delicate at home, but when she goes to the gym she’s an absolute heavy-lifting beast.

Itachi the type of person to pour himself a bowl of Raisin Bran for the fiber then sit and pick out raisins until the bowl contains an even number of them.

Kakuzu the type of person that absolutely does not trust banks and keeps all of his money either under the bed or in his pillowcase, and everyone KNOWS this but nobody ever tries to rob him because they know this man counts his cash at least five times a day and will literally stab you if he thinks you took even a few cents from him.

“Tobi” the type of person to “confess” to everyone in the Akatsuki as to who he really is, but separately and secretly, so that each person believes that they’re the only one who knows the truth.

Obito the type of person to spend forever picking out little thoughtful gifts for his friends, then never give the presents to them because he thinks they’re not good enough.

Itachi the type of person that spends the first ten minutes in the shower just standing and staring blankly at the wall.

Deidara the type of person to speak vigorously and viciously about someone he doesn’t like, but then all that person has to do is give one teeny tiny positive compliment about Dei’s art and he does a complete 360 opinion change on them.

Kisame the type of person that watches himself work out, shirtless, in the mirror.

The type to wash the dishes right away: Konan, Itachi, Sasori, Kisame

The type to let the dishes sit in the sink until they’re “reminded” to do them: Hidan, Deidara,

The type to purposely do the dishes so badly that the others just do them before they do: Tobi

The type who make someone else do the dishes by threat of violence: Kakuzu, Nagato

The type to never use dishes, period: Zetsu

Deidara the type of person to start some kind of new diet every week. One week it’s cutting out added sugar, the next it’s going for a high protein intake, the next it’s intermittent fasting, etc. The routines usually last about 3 days before Dei gives them up in pursuit of something better.

Nagato the type of person to keep holding on to an old phone simply because the newer ones have gotten rid of the headphone jack and he despises wireless buds. Says it’s for aesthetic reasons but it’s really because he doesn’t get how wireless and Bluetooth works and feels too embarrassed to ask anyone to explain it to him.

Itachi the type of person that'll start going gray in his late teens and feverishly dye his hair at least once a week to hide this from the others.

Zetsu the type of person to be anal about buying “all organic” products at the grocery store and judge the others when they don’t. Conveniently ignores that organic products cost more money and most of the others don’t have the financial resources that he does.

The type to carry the groceries in, in multiple trips: Konan, Itachi, Zetsu

The type to attempt to carry all of the groceries in at once no matter how bulky or heavy: Deidara, HIDAN, Kisame, Tobi

The type to (threaten) someone else to carry in the groceries: Nagato, Sasori

The type to offer to pay someone else to bring in the groceries (but never does): Kakuzu

Kisame the type of person to constantly downplay his talents or abilities, while secretly being the most badass person to ever do anything, ever. Makes a fantastic poker player.

[yowyowyaoi]

How The Akatsuki Reacts to Their Partner Telling Them That They’re “In The Mood.”

Deidara: Obito … I want to do it with you. Like now.

Obito: Now you know how I feel literally every single second that I spend in your presence.

Obito: Deidara, do you feel like — ?

Deidara: Okay but can it wait like twenty minutes? I want to finish this sculpture, hm.

Deidara: Danna, you haven’t “had” me in a while, hm. Isn’t it about time we spent some “special time” together?

Sasori: I’m a bit busy at the moment. But you have mouths on your hands, I’m sure you can figure something out.

Sasori: Deidara, I have some free time tonight, and I was wondering if you’d want to have —

Deidara: *already naked and in Sasori’s bed* 

Hidan: Old bastard, I’m fuckin’ horny.

Kakuzu: *points at the chart* Pick what you want and pay the fee first.

Kakuzu: Oi, brat; I put new sheets on the bed. Come help me break them in.

Hidan: Hold on, I need to pray to Jashin so he won’t send me to hell for screwin’ a heathen.

Kisame: Itachi, my love; would you feel up to a bit of “playtime” before we sleep?

Itachi: It would be my honor to consummate our love.

Itachi: Kisame, I’m not tired but I wish for you to take me to bed.

Kisame: Have you taken your meds today? Are you properly rested and hydrated? Is your breathing stable? What about —

Nagato: Konan, you’re beautiful. Please may I have the privilege of experiencing that beauty up-close? Mm?

Konan: Alright but you need to take it slow this time; I’m not carrying you to Sasori in the middle of the night with sprained hips again.

Konan: Nagi … my body is craving some time with your body ~

Nagato: Okay but can you use a smaller … you know … this time? Last time I couldn’t properly sit for a week.

[teapotart]

What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

[nyaaamato]

AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE! late day 1 pic for @obito-week 🎉

[kokushibe]

Konan dedicated to Anum @desi-pluto

[frog-thief]

[mayskalih]

[bakapandy]

another warm up sketchdump based on suggested characters!

[obitoslover]

Ronin Obito and Konan I love you both sO SO MUCH

[silbaria]

And here is all the Akatsuki Tarot cards! Thank you to everyone for the support and the kind comments! They gave me motivation to get through every single one! You guys are awesome ✨ 🫡

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[ikuzedobe]

New official arts

Konan ~Ronin~

from Chinese game Naruto Mobile

[yamsgarden]

10 years ago T3T time flies too fast

I got back into animation so i thought it’d be cool to see the progress :3

[kankuroplease]

One door shut and another one flew open!

ShiKonan may not have won but Yahikonan always will for me! So i drew them, Nagato, their siblings, and Nagato for my warmups this week 🍊🫐✨

[watermelonsloth]

I love how the Akatsuki pairs can be summarized as:

Itachi and Kisame: Malewife

Sasori and Deidara: Manwhore

Hidan and Kakuzu: Manslaughter

Pein and Konan: Mansplain

Obito and Zetsu: Manipulate

[mukkiethekip]

completely enamored with the way this woman sits:

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