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LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024, dir. Zelda Williams

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"What's your pleasure, sir?" | "I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits. Pain and pleasure, indivisible." Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker

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the only thing I'm obsessed with is doing nothing

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Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.

Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.

BUT!

The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.

We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.

I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.

I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.

So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?

Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

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Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven Scream VI (2023) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

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rat bastard is such a funny insult

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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

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By Samantha Cavet

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