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come join us guys we're all besties and having so much fun procrastinating (and you KNOW you love procrastinating and we have FRIENDS to procrastinate with!!)

so i made a server for people who like to procrastinate when they’re supposed to be writing fanfic pls join if you want to meet cool people and procrastinate together

https://discord.gg/jkchJwF6

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So I drew something-

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[If Regulus went to the Order]

Sirius: How long have you been a good guy?

Regulus: What time is it?

Sirius: It's 3am.

Regulus: About seven hours.

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Bellatrix: *to Sirius* We just need to separate our differences and-

Sirius: We've had nothing but differences

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walburga *screeching and kicking as being dragged to Azkaban*: it's all your fault, Potter! You took my boys from me.

james *arm around regulus*: *shows middle finger*

euphemia and fleamont *hugging sirius*: good riddance

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Remus: What the hell are you doing?

Sirius (writing on paper): Finalizing my will. I want my body donated to science when I die

Remus: Aw that’s really nice of you-

Sirius: So those science dorks can see what a perfect body looks like at least once in their lives

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So Sirius shows up in the afterlife and everyone’s chillin until Harry decides to name his kids...

James: Why on earth did he pick SNIVELLUS for his son’s name? Are u serious rn?

And Sirius just looks him straight in the eye and says straight faced like the little shit he is: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.

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Sirius, writing a strongly worded letter: Dear Destiny, when I asked if my day could get any worse - it was a rhetorical question, not a fucking challenge

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James : I'm going out, do you guys want anything ?

Sirius : A family who loves me.

Remus : To not hate myself for something I can't control.

Peter : Someone who believes in me.

Lily : To not be persecuted in public just because of my blood status.

James : I've got like 3 galleons ...

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sirius seconding bella's rule shows how serious the situation is

Narcissa, trying to diffuse the awkward tension at a family dinner: So, if you could change one rule about quidditch, what would it be?

Regulus: If the keeper makes more than thirty saves and their team still loses, they're allowed to chase their teammates around with a knife.

Bellatrix: Everyone gets a brick. What you do with it is up to you.

Andromeda: Give the ball holes and fill it with wasps.

Sirius: I second Bella's.

Narcissa:

Narcissa: Jesus Christ.

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i did the american psycho walk out of the theater

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💀💀💀

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Madison and Jadah have officially confirmed theories that they are collabing on something (mist likely a song) with these pictures on instagram:

Both put #WhosYourMainThing as well as #StayTuned! I'm so excited!

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Ray, first time he sees how affectionate the guys are with Julie: hm. Don't know if I trust that.

Ray, ten seconds later: .......... never mind