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Leverage 5x7- "The Real Fake Car Job"
#y'all#eliot's the only one with a normal family#normal dad who didn't like eliot's choices#you know who else doesn't like eliot's choices?#fucking eliot#like the army is a job with HR and shit#he was a taxpayer#he signed up for this shit in high school with the blessings of his teacher#(normal thing to happen in school btw)#eliot spencer#leverage#leverage redemption#crime dad#other crime dad#foster care#foster care with Nana which is the best it could be#but still rough#whatever sophie's got going on#and#dad owns a hardware store in small town#has brothers and the option to go to college#girlfriend with horses#then he goes all John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank
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I always thought this was funny because these are like, the first basic chords you learn on guitar, so they both know he doesn’t actually need help. But it turns out it’s actually hilarious because the rest of the song has such unusual chords that the tab I’m looking at just calls one of them “weird D i won’t attempt to name.” So he’s specifically asking for help with the easiest part of the song. Yknow, just to make sure he wasn’t being too subtle.
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One time I was the only sober guy at a party… and I threw up because I drank too much soda. Then a guy who was both drunk and on acid made me sit down and drink water, and lectured me about the dehydrating effects of caffeine.
I don’t have a point here, I just thought some of you would find that amusing.
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The Dancing Pig | 1907 | Le cochon danseur
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Deeply curious to know what a perfume person's thoughts on what perfumes the Leverage characters would wear are
#sofie is literally the only person on all the fragrance boards#just her and all the characters she's played#leverage#leverage redemption#sophie devereaux
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me: I wonder how some of these bog bodies got created, like, how do you just fall into a bog and die?
drunk guy in the late Iron Age:
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any game with a username filter has to, by necessity, have a list of every swear word and slur somewhere in its code
#the worst is when you learn a new slur#that you know from your childhood#but just didn't pick up on people being horribly racist#“good at sports”
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Not to be nuanced on tumblr but I think it’s possible to believe that there are severe human rights abuses happening in Palestine right now and also believe that it’s wrong to try and rectify this by instilling fear in Jewish communities via violence.
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My two favorite things are historical preservation and seeing statues and monuments torn down by jubilant throngs.
#I can like two things#in 9th grade my history teacher called me an iconoclast and then made me look it up#fucker
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Starting a gay bluegrass band fronted by a timothy oliphant impersonator called 'The Yankton Cocksuckers."
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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics
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Claude Giroux, a.k.a the stick handling savage
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she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead
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