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Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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beatiful

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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marvin: trina we need to cure this whizzer trina: did you try the medicine drug? marvin: i did try the medicine drug. trina: only stupid people try the medicine drug. you are stupid. mendel: i gave whizzer stupid drug trina: you are a wiry psychiatrist. mendel: this vexes me… whizzer: i have blood from my nose that is dripping cordelia: that’s bad! whizzer: also i was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene charlotte: you need hygiene drug also i have not spoken in a while marvin: no! hygiene drug will kill whizzer. he needs mouse bites to live. charlotte: i forbid this! marvin: don’t care. more mouse bites! whizzer: i feel better! no more nose blood thank you marvin marvin: i am very smart jason: i too am in this musical

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this threw me for a loop, apparently there are multiple versions of this song,,, and they're vastly different

wtf bill Finn???

how horny are you that you request sex FIVE times a night??

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Sliding back into bad habits...

I know I tend to hide my more vulnerable side on this blog, but I have to confess that the Possessed Doll Situation is really taking a toll on my mental health so I would really appreciate if everyone remains patient and understanding with how I am choosing to cope. Yes, the rumors are true. I have gotten back into Hobby Horsing. I bought a new Hobby Horse, but it is different this time. I have learned from my mistakes. I will not empty my bank account on Hobby Horsing equipment, and I will not get too rowdy at any Hobby Horsing competitions I may enter during this time. I will take steps to make sure I do not scam people with fake NFTs in order to make a quick buck to fuel my horsey needs. My homestuck moirail and real-life landlord, Marsha, is my accountability partner and has been making sure I only have my Hobby Horse from 2:00pm to midnight so that I do not lose myself in my passion for the Hobby Horsing sport. I am okay. Thank you for understanding.

With love to all of you Wacky Muppetfriends,

-The Muppet Joker

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happy fagged out friday

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(insp)

I really really wanted to do it as 'deadpool without his top' etc. But my bottom Pete heart got better of me...

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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"I asked chatgpt-"

Ok well I asked the man made of brass who hangs upside down in the town square, and he said that I should go sit in the insanity chair that shows you visions that makes you go insane

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent