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WHY DID I NOT KNOW MIDNIGHT BURGER IS BACK SJHDJS Y’ALL GO SHOW SOME LOVE

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Agnes is the father.

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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every so often jace sends kit very upscale hair care products because the herondales have a reputation to protect damn it

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

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fuck dude they weren’t kidding. his teeth are NOT soft

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I am unwell

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"If you've enjoyed this tale please consider d-" NO KEVIN I DIDN'T ENJOY THIS TALE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED !!!!

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WHAT about Perseus Shaw makes him Specifically Not a candidate for making out sloppystyle??? 😭😂

perseus shah? stupid idiot motherfucking perseus shah goddamn fool book collecting fossil stealing gaslighting old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore flattest ass in hyperion laughed out of town cowboy fake-ass detective motherfucking perseus shah.

any of nureyev's other aliases could spit on me and i'd thank them. perseus shah? dump that bitch in the airlock and shoot him out into the motherfucking void

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tmi verse x onion headlines

part 1 — part 2 — part 3

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Guys I swear I pay attention but who tf is Celia in the original tma im losing my mind seeing all these theories without context 😭😭

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Whenever I do a TMA s1 relisten I love love love finding things that ended up changing over the next few seasons as the show became more fully fleshed out. Tim being serious and Sasha being the joker? Iconic. Whatever the fuck entity was leaving bags of doll heads and prayers on some random doorstep? Who even are you. How could you do that. What’s your number.

Anyway I need more of these to keep going thanks

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hello i am new to tumblr and i just wanted to say hello to the fellow user who is also several birds with black feathers in a trench coat

WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW ASKS WORK HELLO OTHER BIRDS WITH IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE