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Redrew the last panel to this comic!! Also Heyo!! I’m back HEHEHE💕💕💕

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I miss drawing my pretty bird~

I need to draw squabble asap!!

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Avast ya scurvy dogs! Tonight 9/18/21 starting at 5:30pm Pacific It’ll be pirates, rogues, and buccaneers on Picarto! So join me for art, stories, an epic D&D report and grog! We’ll be sailing the seas of imagination until 9:30pm! 

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S/I: Hey?

Familial F/O: Yeah?

S/I: Can I walk to Platonic F/O's house?

Familial F/O: Sure, but that's a rough neighborhood so you remember if anyone offers you drugs you say-

S/I: I am down, how much for crack-

Familial F/O: No, you are not down.

S/I: I am not down with any of your crack.

Familial F/O: If a stranger asks you to get in his van, you say?

S/I: On my way!

Familial F/O: Nope, not right. Stranger danger.

S/I: Yeah that's what I meant.

Familial F/O: What if a stranger pulls up on you with his car, he's like "hey I can't find my dog, can you get in and help me search for my dog?"-

S/I: This one's easy.

Familial F/O: Okay.

S/I: You help him find that fucking dog!

Familial F/O: Nope.

S/I: Right right right, fuck that dog.

Familial F/O: What if someone offers you candy?

S/I: I'll take my shirt off for a snickers.

Familial F/O: Okay I'm thinking maybe I should just drive you.

S/I: So don't take my shirt off for a snickers bar?

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Hey selfshippers! Just a reminder that if you're plus sized, your f/o's adore you!!! They told me themselves!! They love you AND your body! So please be more kind to yourselves!!

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Attention selfship content creators!!

I bet you have all hear, or experienced, a massive problem in the selfship community: Some people just dont get the attention and love they deserve for their amazing content. Now the community as a whole is very large and I do not expect people to be able to follow literally every single selfship blog and still be able to keep up so now I am INTRODUCING (something that probably already exists):

THE NEW SELFSHIP ART BLOG!

This blog will only reblog content from small selfship blogs, all asks/personal posts/etc will be tagged for convenience. 

The concept is easy: Everyone who creates content for their or other peoples selfships no matter what (moodboards, playlists, crafts, writing, drawings, etc) can post their art under the tag #promomyselfship (might change later who knows) and I will reblog your art here!

This is also perfect for people who wish to support content creators but are overwhelmed by the sheer number of people like I once was.

Also if YOU would like to be a moderator for this blog PM me, I would be happy about having a few helping hands on board!! 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO BOOST!

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send ☁️ into the ask box for a fact abt my s/i

send ❤️ into the ask box for a fact abt my s/i and f/o's relationship

° specifying is allowed (like you're allowed to say which s/i and which relationship/f/o!)

° send an ask to the person you rb from if you do!

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I'm dumb sometimes (a lot, actually) is “🤝 squishy~” a response to a particular meme or prompt?

Oh! It’s a grabbing your muses hand rpmeme! also your not dumb Captain!!

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Ever just see a picture of your F/O smiling and you just

Please tell me I'm not the only one

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“Hmmmmmmmm… maybe I should spice up my McNuggies?”

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Oh my god Dad/Boyle would fuckin call me a “handsome young man” every once an a while ,help me with cutting me hair if I want to look more masculine😌 Boyle would also ask what pronouns I use and would make sure the rest of the crew uses them and respects them or they would have to face his wrath🤣

imagine your familial f/o helping you through transitioning!

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imagine your f/o stimming happily at the thought of you :) whether its flappy hands or something barely noticeable like softly tapping something or playing with their jewelry :} of course, there are so many more ways to stim!! too many to list here sadly </3 but still :) stimming f/os :}

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your f/o respects and validates your pronouns and sexuality. they will love you and support for who you are no matter what, even if they’re the only one who does.

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“That wasn’t very cash money of you…”

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Deleted the old chart and made an finally made an updated version!! ^^

Old version vv

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Squabbs would smile up at me and I would smooch his forehead chuckling~

Mullet would be confused and annoyed until I start covering him in kisses and he’s pretends to h8 it but melts into it and I chuckle and let go of him and he almost falls over☺️

Imagine squishing your F/O's face.

Do they laugh? Do they question what you are doing? Are they annoyed? Are they planning payback? Do they smile cause they think it's cute?

Do you smooch them afterwards?

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Show me your favorite picture(s) of your F/O(s)