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SHES ALWAYS ASKIN IF I WANNA EAT AND IM LIKE EAT WHAT

satoru is hungry

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— ₊˚ ⊹ DENJI , GOJO , YUUTA , megumi , power , armin , MIKASA , jean , diluc , AJAX , SCARAMOUCHE , EREN + your favs !

A/N: source of the text is ME by the way. i’m very drunk right now nd keep threatening my friends to play 8 ball with me yayyyyyyy

©2024 threewholeants. pls do not copy any of my writing, or concepts and/or translate, repost, or recommend onto any other sites without my explicit permission !!

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EVERYBODY WAKE UP ITS MERC'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABES !?!?!? 🌸💮🏵🌹🥀🌺🌻🌼🌷⚘💐

THESE PHOTOS R SOOOO FUNNY HOPE PLS 😭😭😭 ND THANKU SWEET GIRL!!! i appreciate you smsmsm

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i have to kill myself.

no boygenius for the foreseeable future this is my final straw

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— texting jjk men… 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 ⋆ ۪

— bf!yuuta texts & tweets ;

requested! suggestive at times (like two jokes abt suckin dick) nd also ? maybe a warning for slight yan!yuuta??

A/N: woaw i do not know why this took me so long to write! i feel like this is BAD so pls.. tell me off if i’m even SLIGHTLY mischaracterising this man bc i’ll kms 🙁

matching profiles + ??? rika ???

random + me unapologetically itafushi truthing !

the kaomojis r making me laugh justtt a little..

yuu being the sweetest boy to every exist?? + the funniest tweet ever + aw gojo can be sweet sometimes!

jealous babygirl and maybe a smidge of yan!yuuta?? as a treat??? (this bit. made me a little sicky to write bc he jus sounds like my ex LOL….. but it’s ok bc it’s yuuta!)

thanku 4 reading !! hope u enjoyed <3 pls be sure to reblog, comment, or send an ask if u enjoyed !!

u can find more of my stuff here !

©2024 threewholeants. pls do not copy any of my writing, or concepts and/or translate, repost, or recommend onto any other sites without my explicit permission !!

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please 🙏 let itadori have some PEACE

dear god please take all of yuji’s pain and give it to my ex

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you’re so funny oh my lord 😭😭 my fave smau creator… makes me wanna make them too damn ‼️‼️‼️ sending you well wishes !!

i’m….. blushing a little bit …… UR FAVOURITE?????? reminds me of that one text post that’s like.. yeah he’s evil but what if i was his favourite…… like that’s me. im evil

and yes! get into writing smaus theyre sososo fun n u can do literally whatever u want! one of the more versatile ways of storytelling imo :3

i’m sending u 10x the well wishes (not to make it a competition) and i’m sending u the wettest sloppiest cheek kiss ever <3

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your writing makes me want to run away to the country side and live in a cute lil log house and just be delusional for the rest of my life in my quiet cabin

OOHHHHH my juju girl ur so sweet 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。 this is the cutest thing ever!!! m so glad my writing makes u feel like that :,)

i’m gonna join u in that log cabin jus so u know! sounds cozy as hell

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woaw it is 2024 nd ppl still do not know that ‘bipolar’ is not a way to describe someone 😐 it’s a Disorder. not a Descriptor. fuck right off.

it actually makes me so mad. like ?? i genuinely wish i knew why people think it’s okay to say things like “oh i’m so bipolar” when their mood changes. like sorry no that’s just not how it works :3

i was diagnosed bipolar 2 at sixteen nd it’s not a fun disorder to live with. so i really don’t understand why people are so flippant with their usage of the word when they don’t even understand HALF of the things that come with it.

i once had a three week long manic episode and i quit my job and spent almost all of my savings then spent an entire month in a depressive episode because of this disorder. but yeah :3 my mood just changes really fast haha :3

sorry to rant but i saw a “bipolar [blank]” drabble and it pissed me off so bad bc it was just abt how sweet the character is until they have sex. FUCK OFF?? like i blocked the blog as soon as i saw it bc ?? what the hell r u doing. just silly atp

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YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GOING TO SCREAM

WOW WOW WOW ILL KISS U ON THE MOUF THANKU BWUUUUUUU!!!! UR SO FUCKIN SWEET IM GONNA SCREAM!!!!

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WHERE DO I GET THOSE PFP FROM THE YUUJI TEXTS AND TWEETS⁉️⁉️⁉️ PLK IM OBSESSED.

HI BEEB!!! if ur talkin abt the low poly cats i have a whole pinterest board w em :3 !! but also if u just search low poly [blank] you’ll find most of what i use :3

nd to credit the person who makes em, u can find on twt here !! hope this helps :3

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— texting jjk men… 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 ⋆ ۪

— bf!yuuji texts & tweets ;

requested hehe! itty bitty bit suggestive, but it’s funny and not very explicit so :p

A/N: hi babies long time no see, huh? it’s currently 4am nd i just Had to get this out now or else it’d rot away in my drafts. also how do we feel abt the brown instead of the pink? i think it’s cutsie and matches my new theme, but if it’s ugly please god tell me

matchy matchy!! yuuji is the orange one because… for one i think he has SUCH orange cat energy and two. ofc he’s the one to bite U he ate a finger for FUN.

“itadori got straight up walloped”

random occurrences part one !!

random occurrences part two !!

i fear one of these days megumi is just gonna straight up murderise him..

thanku 4 reading !! hope u enjoyed <3 pls be sure to reblog, comment, or send an ask if u enjoyed !!

u can find more of my stuff here !

©2024 threewholeants. pls do not copy any of my writing, or concepts and/or translate, repost, or recommend onto any other sites without my explicit permission !!

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wow i am so. soft. for papaguro………… i’m actually so normal about this (lie i’m giddy) the little “gonna cry?” to him made me so…….. he jus needs a little love nd then he’d be normal i SWEAR .. he could be a good dad…… i have a little faith

·.⌇ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒. toji witnesses his son’s first steps and it nearly makes the grown man cry.

wc. 1k

tags. dad!toji x female reader. fluff. reader gets called ‘mama.’ life if gege just gave us what we wanted. ending is a bit rushed if you couldn't tell.

“gumi, look here,” you coo at your child who’s sitting in his playpen. you’re laying against some stuffed animals, too tired to move after doing all kinds of chores. the baby looks up at you with curious eyes and you take your chance to make a silly face.

megumi giggles and responds by throwing a small toy your way. it accidentally hits your head, though luckily it isn’t anything too heavy.

toji, who laid lazily on the opposite side of the playpen, watches the scene unfold. he grins once he sees you rub the spot on your forehead, “oi, megumi, careful with y’r mama.”

you chuckle, dropping your dramatic act. you ruffle megumi’s hair a bit before standing up. a yawn escapes your lips and you stretch your arms above your head—clearly in need of a break.

“i’m gonna take a quick nap, honey,” your eyes meet toji’s. your husband nods and sits up with a groan. he’s also sleepy, but he knows that you did most of the work today. he’ll gladly watch over megumi while you rest and regain your energy.

megumi starts to fuss the moment you step out of the playpen. his tiny hands reach out to you—the little boy clearly too attached to his mother. toji shakes his head and effortlessly picks his son up and puts him on his lap, “naw, y’re stuck with me buddy. mama’s gotta rest.”

megumi squirms around and whimpers. he’s clearly not interested in his dad at the moment. toji sighs and tries his best to keep the baby still, but to no avail.

“mama! mama!” the baby’s cries for you breaks your heart. you stop a a couple steps away and turn around with a pout. you notice how megumi is kicking his legs, thrashing around in toji’s arms in attempt to free himself.

you sigh and crouch down, “gumi, mama’s sleepy. . papa’s gonna play with you, okay?”

megumi, of course, does not understand what you mean. he thinks you’re leaving him alone and it causes him to wail loudly. you’re about to console your son, but backtrack when you notice how megumi’s starting to stand up on his own.

his chubby legs are barely holding his body weight up. the balance is hard to find for the baby, yet he still does his utmost best. he nearly trips from just standing.

even toji looks on with wide eyes and a hint of a prideful grin on his lips. he’s silently encouraging his son in his head.

“ma..ma,” megumi babbles. he almost topples over, but toji’s quick reflexes come in handy. a big hand keeps the baby standing straight. the dark-haired man carefully lets go again, however keeps his hand near his son’s body. just in case.

neither toji nor you could believe what was happening. you both watch in awe as megumi’s left foot moves forward—the right one copying that same movement.

your precious boy, taking his first steps right in front of you both to witness. it’s a heartwarming sight. you hold your breath and toji’s lips part slightly. your husband has yet to grasp why this scene in front of him makes him feel so. . . giddy on the inside.

“c’mon! come to mama!” you squeal excitedly and open your arms, encouraging megumi to your best ability. the tiny boy giggles and moves his limbs as fast as they could go. his chubby hands flail around as he quickly walks over to you.

toji stares at his family and that’s when it hits him; how much he loves this peaceful life. his son just achieved another great milestone that he had the honour of witnessing firsthand. it made him happy that he chose this path instead of the more ‘darker’ one.

it also nearly causes your husband to shed some tears from pure joy. but, toji didn’t want to seem too ‘soft’. even if he secretly is for his wife and child.

toji coughs subtly. totally not to get rid of the irritating lump in his throat. a ghost of a smile appears on his face while he got up, immediately moving towards megumi and you.

“good job, kiddo,” toji says as he puts his hands in the pockets of his sweatpants. he stares down at megumi in your arms—the little boy getting drowned in kisses and compliments.

your ears twitch. there’s no denying it; the faint crack in toji’s voice. you give your kid a break from your overwhelming affection and tilt your head back. your eyes meet your husband’s.

you grin when you see how he quickly avoids your gaze. something he never does unless he’s. . . “gonna cry?”

toji rolls his eyes at your question. he ignores your teasing by trying to change the subject. he focuses on megumi who’s still going absolutely wild in your embrace—cutely demanding more praise and kisses.

“daddy can also give ya some kisses, y’know,” toji pokes megumi’s cheek, fascinated by the plush fat. the baby stops babbling the moment his dad talks to him. he looks up at toji and then back at the finger still prodding at his cheek.

megumi opens his mouth and doesn’t waste a single second. he goes for a playful bite, though his little baby teeth do no real damage, “yumm.”

you giggle at the way megumi frowns at toji, his teeth holding tightly onto toji’s fingertip. it’s time for your husband to take over the dramatics now.

“hey, that ain’t so nice now,” toji hisses and leans forward until his face is right in front of megumi—a similar frown on both the dad and son’s faces. they really do look alike now that you see them both from up close again.

megumi only bites down more on the finger in his mouth and toji reacts to that by feigning his anger. it’s amusing to see how neither of them gives up first.

but, it’s also rather cute to see how the father-son dynamic plays out in cozy family moments like these.

your eyes focus back on toji’s face and you can’t help but smile to yourself. he’s a good husband and father; always there for the both of you. his own way of showing support for megumi’s first steps is rather heartwarming. plus, the playful banter between the two never fails to make any moment all the more precious.

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ty for the tag my lovely juju <33

last song - older by searows (listening as i write this hehe)

fav colour - toss up between like. a light nd warm brown (almost almond-y) and just straight up pitch black (i’m batman so it makes sense)

last movie/show - zom100 (the anime :3 nd i watched it w little brother hehe)

currently watching - my partner n i are doin our yearly adventure time rewatch rn :D currently midway though season 2

sweet/spicy/savoury - would i be evil and fucked up if i said spicy sweet?? my Favourite chocolate right now is chilli dark chocolate…..

relationship status - dating :3 (as if i didn’t say “my partner” 7000 times while doing this LMFAO.. srry i just love her)

current obsessions - gardening n genshin impact LOL (my partner cursed me when she brought up childe randomly in conversation last month nd i HAD to get back on the grind)

the last thing i googled - “why does jeremy allen white look like that” and i. do not remember why.. sorry buddy. (he does look like he crawled out of a well just a little bit)

pls don’t feel obligated to participate but tags!! @limerine @satoruoo @rninies @riaki + anyone else who wants to play along!!!

9 people I would like to get to know better

thank you to @bellaramslover for the tag!

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last song? - two headed mother by ethel cain

favourite colour? - dark green / sage green

last movie/tv show? - storm warning, 2007 (i do not recommend)

currently watching? - rewatching all the harry potter movies

sweet/spicy/savoury? - savoury (or sweet depends on my mood tbh)

relationship status? - long term relationship

current obsession? - hazel callahan/ruby cruz

last thing i googled? - (city i go to college in) weather

no pressure to the tags <3 :

@astroph1les @intotitties @seethesin @ieatstarsforaliving @mphountitled @heartshazel @ptolemaeacles @princesssmars @strawberryyivy

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MERCCC ITSS BEEN SO LONGGGG

I missed you 😔 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN???

OHHHHH MY SWEETHEART HELLO!!!!!!! i am SO sorry for basically abandoning ship for awhile, i have missed u sososo much n seeing this little guy in my inbox made me smile SOOOO much hehe <33

i have been good!!! my partner jus recently moved in with me nd i jus bought a new car AND it’s my birthday in two weeks :3 so life is looking UP FR!!!!!

i hope u have been well nd have had a safe n productive new year so far! 2024 had best been kind to you (and you to yourself) or else imma start throwing HANDS.

i love u smsmsm <3

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Hii !! I was wondering if you could do a smau for BF! Yuji! <3 I love your smau’s and theme sososososo much :DD

hi sweetheart!!! first of all thanku for da love :3 <33 nd YES!! bf!yuuji is on his way and .. a little something extra w yuuji is also on its way (cough spider-man!yuuji smau cough). i just….. have to actually write it all LMAO.. pls have faith u will get it.. one day………..