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Food hits different when you starve yourself the entire day because the 2 types of food you make cant be made. Grilled cheese (No bread and a pathetic stick of cheese). Noodles (Only 1 packet instead of 2)
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yes yes I realize lots of things are multifaceted, unfortunately, Im not very good at plumbing the faucats ar leekin all meh braan joos
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Unfortuneate and and rare mantis fan loss... ): We didnt evem get an option...
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Just had a panic attack because my school is changing types of chair. (:
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If you tried to get me to drink water with no ice from my glass mug I would have to kill you... room temperature water in my bottle however?
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One of the things I hate is that I automatically give intrusive thoughts the same validity and truthfullness as all my other thoughts and so Im like "dude wtf why do I think this? Am I a bad person?" NO. You just cant tell the difference between a thought you thought and a thought you didnt.
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I mean considering soap is made from fats and oils its better to melt it in a pan as a kind of butter, the alkaline in it wont do you many favours though
What the fuck are supposed to do once you get the bar of soap to that FUCK-ASS point where it is so FUCKING small. Im a person who uses the fancy shower sponges, and you have to treat it like cheese when it becomes too small to grate. Like at some point it takes to lone for you to get that fancy shower sponge to the adequate level of frothy soapness and is so hard to handle that you just need to get new soap. I have never full completed a bar of soap. My family collects them in a tray but before once it was small enough I just put it on the shower floor waiting for it to die but I was usually quite impatient and just stomped it down the drain.
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What the fuck are supposed to do once you get the bar of soap to that FUCK-ASS point where it is so FUCKING small. Im a person who uses the fancy shower sponges, and you have to treat it like cheese when it becomes too small to grate. Like at some point it takes to lone for you to get that fancy shower sponge to the adequate level of frothy soapness and is so hard to handle that you just need to get new soap. I have never full completed a bar of soap. My family collects them in a tray but before once it was small enough I just put it on the shower floor waiting for it to die but I was usually quite impatient and just stomped it down the drain.
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hOLY SHIT i FORGOT HOW BEING SICK FELT AND i JUST FEEL HIGH BUT BAD
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Sorry for not posting, the gremlins in my mind are just completey focused on STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2 GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Thronglerjr-gpt, how do you interpret this?
Uhhhh, Hmmm guhhhhh, Hmmmmm dont worry these sounds are just the gears of my server really spinning... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I thibnk this is a biology. Yep
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Ocean Jasper, first vein, Marovato, Madagascar
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Bro a minor deity just contacted me in my dream to be their herald of this land but like, I have school tomorrow man FUCK
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Wait, im not stabbing you... If im not stabbing you, and if youre not stabbing you, then... *Turns around to stare at pirate cove* whos watching foxy...?
Posting just to win against @midnightsnackformenotyou because she hasnt liked this post yet
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