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its (serve your) maid day

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I'm not a ball girl, but funbag is ok. There's also huevos if you're willing to borrow from a neighbor. *Grabs my neighbor by the peach* can I borrow these?

there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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Do not rob us of the slutty tanlines!

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Not a typical pride month illustration, just me wanted to represent my community in my own way 🥰❤️

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the cucks have unionized

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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redraw of a cute comic by @ mewochy

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Wahooooo birthday break up! 🥳😭🥳😭🥳😭🥳😭🥳

Who wants to blow out a sad bitches back? 😂

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i love lesbians from 🏳️‍⚧️

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What's the minimum amount of people you need for an orgy? An orgy is supposed to be big right, like 3 would probably be too small a number.

im super flattered you think im an expert on orgies

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Right wingers not only promoting pseudoscientific ideas around porn addiction, semen retention and other no-fap community nonsense but actively legislating against pornography being legal means that I think we can officially call it: great news everyone, jacking off is now woke! This also means posting pole and hole is woke, going horny on main is woke, and most importantly gooning on the clock is woke. boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I nut on company time. The Gooner Rights Agenda is the future of the radical left - Coomers of the world Unite! You have nothing to lose but your pants

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Horny

Fuck

Horny

Suck

Horny

Horny

Horny

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Happy Pride!

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The early bird gets the

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my girlfriend was teaching me about communism and its basic principles cause i asked but she did it while laying in bed on her back with her leg curved in a way that made her ass and thigh look the coolest they've ever looked and now when i think of learning about communism im gonna picture my girlfriends voluptuous ass for the rest of time. god i need to fuck her she's so smart