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[thuselessone]

I’ve been working on the worst thing ever and I thought there’s no better place to put it than here

Hamilton but Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy are played by Alvin and the chipmunks. Rivers Cuomo is Aaron Burr, Freddy Fazbear is George Washington, King George is Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, and, of course, Hamilton is played by Noel from Ride The Cyclone but like his trans World War 2sona

Steve from the Minecraft Movie is Lafayette

Alright, let’s get to casting.

Thomas Jefferson will be Hatsune Miku. I want King George to falter when he calls him small because he’s a big fan.

Phillip Hamilton will be Michael Caine. Just the guy.

James Madison will be my friend Aiden simply because he’d hate it.

Hercules Mulligan will be that guy Danny Devito played in Hercules

John Laurens would be all of the knights who say ni from Monty Python and the holy grail, swapping places each time the focus shifts from them to another character

Maria Reynolds will be played by Charlie Sheen, who switches to a corpse for one moment. This is never explained.

Samuel Seabury will be Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss because I want to get a Helluva Boss character in here and I like Fizzarolli.

Charles Lee will be played by sans but he won’t speak he’ll make that noise he makes in game as a text box appears at the top of the stage.

The bullet will be played by Gregory House from House M.D.

The Doctor will be played by Lin Manuel Miranda. He will be weeping.

James Reynolds will be played by Hatsune Miku, again.

George Eacker will be played by the Tree from Daniel Thrasher’s How Lin Manuel Miranda Orders A Pizza.

More casting because I’ve become obsessed with this

Background dancers:

Golden Freddy

Luke Skywalker

Papyrus from Undertale

A man dressed like Obi-Wan Kenobi’s Jedi Starfighter

Me

You

An Atari 2600 Luke Skywalker drags on a leash

Toto from The Wizard of Oz

Donald J. Trump, who only does his iconic dance thing

Cole from Ninjago

Elenor from that one FNAF Fazbear’s Fright story

Ronald McDonald cosplaying Wilson from House M.D.

Wilson from House M.D.

Chase from House M.D.

Foreman from House M.D.

The girl doctor from the first season of House M.D. I can’t remember her name

The Grand Inquisitor

Lisa Cuddy from House M.D.

Azazel from The Binding of Isaac (the game)

Adam from the Bible

Adam from Hazbin Hotel

That’s what I have so far

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Do you think snails even have a concept of speed like do you think they’re able to comprehend going fast or is that just like a person deal I might be stupid