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❊  Ragnar in Vikings 4.01 “A Good Treason”

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[Text - Salt Queen] Leave your mother alone? Um, okay? Done? [Text - Salt Queen] So I was right when I asked if this had something to do with your mom? [Text - Salt Queen] Doesn’t matter, I’ll, stay away from her. Because I was near her in the beginning? 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: It’s a special rule you’ve earned. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Leave my mother alone and I’ll revoke it.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: It’s that simple.

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[Text - Salt Queen] Fine, what’s done is done and we move past it. [Text - Salt Queen] So does that mean we can come in or not, if we’re meant to be over it? [Text - Salt Queen] Or is that just an extra special rule for me? [Text - Salt Queen] I still don’t know what the first warning was about, but whatever.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: There is nothing for you to fix.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: This is me, doing damage control, in case you hadn’t quite realized. You and your simple brain. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: What’s done is done.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]:  I shouldn’t have to tell you that you won’t be doing it any more. I won’t.  This is your final warning. Stop now or I also won’t be held responsible for my actions.

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[Text - Salt Queen] I am not coming to pick you up until you tell me what in the world I could have done so wrong in the space of a day. [Text - Salt Queen] If I’m to fix this, I need to know. [Text - Salt Queen] I’m not getting off at all. [Text - Salt Queen] Okay that came out wrong, but I’m trying to understand your complex brain and what it thinks I’ve done so morally wrong.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: You know exactly and honestly I’m done talking about it.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Oh good. Something SO new and different for us.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Of course there’s a point.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: In no universe would it be easier for me to walk, or worse, take the bus. You’re not getting off that lightly.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]:  You are coming to get me and keeping your mouth shut and that’s that.

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[Text - Salt Queen] I don’t have a fascination with your mother, what are you talking about? [Text - Salt Queen] You not telling me what’s wrong is gunna make the car ride to school silent and tense. [Text - Salt Queen] Is there a point coming to pick you up? [Text - Salt Queen] Because it sounds like it would be easier for both of us to go to school alone.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Correction: You and Costia have always been allowed into my house whenever I wanted before.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: And now I don’t want you there. It’s as simple as that. Don’t try and confuse the issue by talking about Costia and some girl.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: That isn’t important. It’s nothing. Not mood altering at all.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]:  Unlike your current fascination with my what my mother says or does. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Stop now. I mean it.

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[Text - Salt Queen] You’re being more cryptic than usual. [Text - Salt Queen] Me and Costia have always been allowed into your house whenever we wanted to before. [Text - Salt Queen] Are you mad that the Professor partnered Costia and the new girl together? [Text - Salt Queen] Look, your mom said I can come inside if I wanted to, and I fully intend to.

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[Text - Salt Queen] Fine, if you want to be done texting I’ll just come inside and talk to you. [Text - Salt Queen] Nia if I’ve done something to offend you, you can tell me. [Text - Salt Queen] Better than leaving me in the dark.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Not unless you’ve been a key without my knowledge or consent.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Coming inside has been your goal all along, that offends me. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Which is why I’ll be leaving you outside.

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Yes. If I say we’re done, we’re done. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Remember who the fuck you’re talking to.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Right now what you’re doing is getting on my last nerve and what I want is for you to stop texting me. Just drop it so I don’t have to repeat myself.

[Text - Salt Queen] Fine, if you want to be done texting I’ll just come inside and talk to you. [Text - Salt Queen] Nia if I’ve done something to offend you, you can tell me. [Text - Salt Queen] Better than leaving me in the dark. 

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: You’ve just answered your own question so why ask me?

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Clearly you know what boundaries have been overstepped. It is likely that you knew at the time and yet you acted as you did anyway.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: We’re done here. 

[Text - Salt Queen] No, wait, we’re not done. [Text - Salt Queen] The fuck are you talking about? Boundaries? Acted how I did? [Text - Salt Queen] Have I been doing something you don’t want me to do? Do you want me to stop doing it? Because if so, tell me what I’ve been doing.

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: No. Unless I can request a change of venue all dates are off. Sorry. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Please tell Costia.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: You tell me. What is it about my mother that compels you to keep mentioning her? 

[Text - Salt Queen] Well I mentioned her because this all seems to have been spurred on after the other day. [Text - Salt Queen] You know, when I installed her DVD player in her room. [Text - Salt Queen] You’ve been acting differently since then. 

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Fine. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: As I said, I’m not an invalid. I may not be able to drive your car and therefore illuminate the need for this exchange all together, but I can carry a few books to it. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Are there any other excuses you’d care to throw my way about why I should let you in, or are we done? 

[Text - Salt Queen] Well I wasn’t aware I needed an excuse to see my friend, but yeah, I do have another one. [Text - Salt Queen] We’re meant to have a study date at yours, you, me and Costia. I that happening? [Text - Salt Queen] Is this to do with your mom?

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: No need to go all John Green on me.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: I said mornings were off limits that’s all. Keep questioning me though, by all means. That won’t make me consider an actual ban at all, will it?

 [text to brotherfromabettermother]: Well, I think it’s safe to assume she doesn’t believe we’re together anyway. I’ll endure the matchmaking attempts as I must, when I must. Don’t worry.

[Text - Salt Queen] Alright, I’ll stick outside in my nice warm car. [Text - Salt Queen] And I won’t question you anymore. But, one thing. [Text - Salt Queen] I left my books in your house, can I get them or do you want to carry them all out to my car?

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Okay.

[text to brotherfromabettermother] : I’m sure she did. 

[text to brotherfromabettermother] : However, I’m more than capable of handling it, thank you. It’s 2015 we don’t need a handy man in this house.

[Text - Smol Queen] Well, okay, again. [Text - Smol Queen] Am I the only one banned from the house? [Text - Smol Queen] You know if I stop coming round, your mom will think we’ve “broken up” so to say, and try to set you up with someone.

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azgeda-kwin-nia:

[text to brotherfromabettermother] : In a word. No

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: I can look out for your car from the window. I’m not an invalid.

[text to brotherfromabettermother]: Arrangements change all the time. Don’t worry about it, just go with it.

[Text - Smol Queen] Okay... [Text - Smol Queen] I’ll park outside then, and wait. [Text - Smol Queen] You’re going to have to let me into your house at some point to help set up your new TV and Netflix account. Your mom asked me to help last time I was round.

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[Text - Smol Queen] You don’t want me to come in? [Text - Smol Queen] Do you want me to call you from outside rather than come in? [Text - Smol Queen] You were alright for me to just walk in whenever before, what’s happened?