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https://archiveofourown.org/works/35776111

Here it is; my Icereach Coven with Vestige story, chapter one.

Bloody took me long enough.

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'Natalia' is very much a human name, though.

A Favorite Fan Theory: The Cyrodiil and Skyrim map cartographers, Natalia and Nataly Dravarol, are the same person. She is truly a vampire who is doing the bare minimum to change her identity every few centuries.

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Nightmare mommy is best mommy tbh.

I think Vaermina is a milf. Siri send post

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Hey, I said that!

...did I reinvent the wheel? Whoops.

A Favorite Fan Theory: The Cyrodiil and Skyrim map cartographers, Natalia and Nataly Dravarol, are the same person. She is truly a vampire who is doing the bare minimum to change her identity every few centuries.

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He's ADORABLE!!!

Pictured: Arox the Mutilator, Terror of the Deadlands, the Sunderer of the Seven Skies, the Warrior of the Floating Wastes, and Titan of Destruction.

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The cartographer in the last map, in 4E 182, is Nataly Dravarol.

The cartographer of Oblivion's ingame map, in 3E 433, is Natalia Dravarol.

Either the Dravarol family has a 200 year tradition of both cartography and astoundingly uninventive names, or this is a case of the least inventive vampire nom de fang since Countess Carmilla calling herself Millarca.

Pictured: Maps of Skyrim. While there are numerous interesting details here, a peculiarly notable one is Markarth. First it started off as a village just South of Dragon Bridge, before  becoming a major city at the expense of Snowhawk by moving further South, and then finally dropping “Side” from its name and moving out West to the border.

Other fun observations:

Morthal, which did not appear until the Fourth Era maps.

Winterhold briefly deciding to spell its name as “Winter Hold” in the Oblivion Codex map.

Whiterun, deciding it liked the other side of the Throat of the World more.

Windhelm, slowly but surely drifting further and further away from the Morrowind border.

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Did You Know: The Daedra Lord known as the Crow Mother claims she is the Nether-Niece of Nocturnal?

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STOP RERELEASING SKYRIM AND BRING US BACK THE GODDAMNED JUNGLE TODD COWARD.

(also, do check out Skyblivion, which does what Todd Coward does not)

If you could choose to have any Elder Scrolls game remastered, which one would you pick, if any?

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Mephala has big 'woman gay men stan' energy.

No, I will not elaborate.

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“Ever do we respect the Law of Fair Hunt, never taking a quarry that had no chance of escape.”

–Excerpt from an Invocation of Hircine

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...where?

Daily reminder that Queen Alessia fucked a winged bull and created Minotaurs. :)

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"Everyone hates Hannibal Traven,

Everyone thinks that he sucks.

We all know that he's totally craven,

He suckles upon deez nuts!"

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Call me petty, but I have no patience for ' censorship is GOOD akshully if it's not the government' talk.

Stupid damn attitude.

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...study under Traven's direct supervision with his express permission is, uh... not the same as the other colleges of magic are treated.

And points three and four are utterly irrelevant.

Anyway, I'm out of this debate! Traven stans stay loosing!

Did You Know: There is a necromantic spell to animate a skeleton for your purposes while it still resides inside a living victim?

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Hannibal was right to ban the school that can move your skeleton, but not the school that can start Daedric invasions? Or the mind-r*pe school? Or the soul-trap school?

My gods, he never even tried to ban swords! Did you know swords can kill people? Won't someone think of the children!?

Did You Know: There is a necromantic spell to animate a skeleton for your purposes while it still resides inside a living victim?

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Did You Know: Hag’s breath acts as a powerful aphrodisiac?