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Markus when he saw Jericho for the first time

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“i asked chat gpt” well i asked the cryptic vision of a giant man who appeared to me when i was about to die after being shot and told me three things i had to look out for as true, he answered none of my questions but told me they’re a friend! he also told me a fourth thing and took my ring
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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Am I fucking tripping like is this real 😭
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ooooohh that's what happened. thank you, it got better.
if my stupid lukewarm water joke gets to 10k notes i'm going to change it to a picture of graham coxon and damon albarn kissing
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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less
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This is how posting anything these days feels
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watching Twin Peaks for the first time. now I get why yall wanna fuck Cooper
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me, for no goddamn reason: "what if I make Human!D:BH au and make Simon straight"
#dbh#dbh simon#i've seen so many fics with gay simon and straight josh i wanna swap them just for lulz
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Two old arts and a new one :]
#dbh#!!!#the style! the clothers theyre wearing!#the rk1k!!!#the NORTH#fully headcanon that the only difference in connor's and nines' hair is that connor styles his loosely down and nines styles it upwards
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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEW COPES!! hope ur having a great day !!
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Canada's #1 family magazine of the 21st century...!
Pick up your own copy today!
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No offence to anyone, but I wouldn't left anyone who looks like PL600 in charge of the kids. For a childcare android (which btw he's technically even not, he's advertised as a household model foremost, not so much with an accent on childcare) he looks too...idk, maybe not exactly creepy but not exactly not creepy either? He's a tall blonde man with sad tired eyes who looks like he's about to go on a smoke break where he'll announce being terminally ill or something. He looks like he's not getting nearly enough sleep preparing for finals in his medical school with a goal of becoming surgeon or morgue worker in the future. Not someone who's about to read a nighttime story to kids.
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