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sorry, my finger slipped

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i love the rammstein fans on here. theyre like kpop stans but instead of stanning 20 year old korean popstars theyre stanning 6 50 year old german men in an industrial metal band. my only critique is that they should make twitter accounts to spam fancams. could you imagine some verified bird app dipshit saying something horrible and then their replies just being flooded with fancams of middle aged men who are dressed like theyre going to a post-apocalyptic gay bar? the potential. the power.

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Rammstein - Angst (Official Video)

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LikeMeat und Till Lindemann machen's nochmal! Alors schmeckt #veganuary @likemeat_de

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Me, thinking my Rammstein obssession has gotten better: [...]

My Spotify Playlist: “Die Liebe ist...”

Me: “EIN WILDES TIER!”

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Schneider on IG: “He was the first to listen to one of our new songs from the upcoming album.”

Me who had no idea:

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reblog with who took your concert virginity in the tags

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Where have my panties disappeared to

This whole thing was a look

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Rammstein ❤️ (Oslo, Norway, 19-02-2012)

📸 credit to Kim Erlandsen

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I added the two Lindemann albums as well, which results in Skills in Pills ending up between Mutter and Untitled, while I like F&M a bit more, placing it between Mutter and Reise, Reise.

For anyone who wants the extended ranking from best to "worst" (though, with Rammstein, that doesn't mean I think it's bad):

1. Sehnsucht

2. Liebe ist für alle da

3. Reise, Reise

4. F&M

5. Mutter

6. Skills in Pills

7. Untitled

8. Rosenrot

9. Herzeleid

So I decided to write down all Rammstein songs, rate them using +, / or - (or ++ for example) and then calculate which album is my favorite based on that. (Because Liebe ist für alle da has more songs I divided everything to get the average per song.)

This is, according to my math, my ranking of the Rammstein albums from best to worst.

1. Sehnsucht (This didn't surprise me, I just love it a lot, I even like the artist that made the covers for this album.)

2. Liebe ist für alle da (Halt and Ich tu dir weh are some of my all-time favorites and Führe mich and Frühling in Paris is really good as well, I could almost say that I'm fond of every song on this album.)

3. Reise, Reise (Los is a severely underappreciated song and Morgenstern, Stein um Stein and Amour are so freaking good.)

4. Mutter (Sonne, Mein Herz brennt and Nebel. Enough said. No song on this is any bad.)

5. Untitled (This is the first album that I actively anticipated well I was nine for the one before that and while I like Was ich liebe, Weit Weg is just divine.)

6. Rosenrot (I generally like Rosenrot era, Rosenrot is actually probably up there for my favorite music video, but it also has the one song I dislike the most: Stirb nicht vor mir - which is why this is kinda low.)

7. Herzeleid (Saw this coming, I like Heirate mich, Du riechst so gut and Weißes Fleisch but not much else.)

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So I decided to write down all Rammstein songs, rate them using +, / or - (or ++ for example) and then calculate which album is my favorite based on that. (Because Liebe ist für alle da has more songs I divided everything to get the average per song.)

This is, according to my math, my ranking of the Rammstein albums from best to worst.

1. Sehnsucht (This didn't surprise me, I just love it a lot, I even like the artist that made the covers for this album.)

2. Liebe ist für alle da (Halt and Ich tu dir weh are some of my all-time favorites and Führe mich and Frühling in Paris is really good as well, I could almost say that I'm fond of every song on this album.)

3. Reise, Reise (Los is a severely underappreciated song and Morgenstern, Stein um Stein and Amour are so freaking good.)

4. Mutter (Sonne, Mein Herz brennt and Nebel. Enough said. No song on this is any bad.)

5. Untitled (This is the first album that I actively anticipated well I was nine for the one before that and while I like Was ich liebe, Weit Weg is just divine.)

6. Rosenrot (I generally like Rosenrot era, Rosenrot is actually probably up there for my favorite music video, but it also has the one song I dislike the most: Stirb nicht vor mir - which is why this is kinda low.)

7. Herzeleid (Saw this coming, I like Heirate mich, Du riechst so gut and Weißes Fleisch but not much else.)

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Only Till can make me look at a decapitated fish and not regret the experience

Yukon: Mein gehasster Freund

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My birthday has brought new additions to my small collection of Rammstein/Lindemann-related stuff (ignore the books to the left and my ugly orange wall)

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I have such ambivalent feelings about this. I can't even explain it.

Signing poetry Lindemann style

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Replying to the tags: Yeah, everyone fancies Till. Even if it's just a bit. (OR A LOT)

why o great one does my heart flutter in those rare moments when till is being interviewed for a making of and he briefly flashes his eyes to the camera ?

Okay are you calling me that or are you using my ask box as some kind of confessional and/or prayer circle? Both are acceptable, let me just uhh

I'm going to be honest with you, sib, I think you might have a crush. Just an inkling I have, very subtle but the signs are there if you really look for them. Good luck with that, you're probably stuck with it now.

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Till has always been beautiful and will continue to be beautiful. You can't change my mind.