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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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Keep it that way.

Maybe you should get better nightmares. Like homestuck AUs or something. I don't know anything about homestuck for the record @plasma-veracity

…I don’t know what homestuck is.

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Oh, right, it’s June. Happy Pride, folks.

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I didn’t notice until now, but I fuckin’ reek of spraypaint.

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Spent the entire day spray painting the top of a building. Whoever flies over this place will get one hell of an eye-full.

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climb ontop of a building

I’ll do this in conjunction with the previous suggestion. Thanks.

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go vandalize something

Not a half bad idea. I’ll see what I can do.

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Bored. What’s some normal teenager shit I can get up to.

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Shame I never got to practice my godtier abilities that much. It would have been interesting to see if I could do more than just atomizing someone’s soul.

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It’s always entertaining to watch Sherman have a snack. I see a rock, I look away, and I hear a loud crunching noise. I look back. There is a bite taken out of the rock. It’s like a fuckin’ cartoon.

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You're on rotomblr. You're definitely a loser. But, hey, you're with other losers who're willing to hang out, so I think it balances out.

Wow, way to bruise a guy’s ego. But I guess you’re right. I wouldn’t have met Feferi if I didn’t have this account.

I still vehemently deny any accusations of being a loser. It’s not physically possible for me.

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Turns out if you throw an object while going fast as shit, said object will also go fast as shit. I mean, I already knew that. Obviously.

Anyways I feel really bad for that tree.

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what do you mean fake?

It’s not exactly something I ever considered I could casually do. Back home the whole world was water, sure, but my Bro didn’t exactly leave skipping rocks in the crawlspace. Besides, there were waves and shit. That’s a no-go in the rock skipping business.

I mean, it feels like some shit you’d see in a movie. I’m half expecting some melancholy-ass instrumental to fade in. My theme is in a minor key and shit. Maybe the shots in grayscale to really sell the whole “brooding male protagonist” shtick.

Ugh. Now that I’ve written all of this, I sound like a huge fuckin’ loser.

Let’s forget this ever happened and just say I’m doing this shit ironically, ok? Great. Thanks.

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I’m skipping rocks across a pond. It’s nice.

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I wonder how Jake is doing. I hope he’s alright, I hope he’s safe. I wish I could tell him I’m sorry. God, I hope he’s alright. That things are going well over there. I miss him so much. I don’t deserve to miss him after what I did to screw him over but I do, I do, I do. I just hope he’s alright. I miss him.

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No context Dirk Strider jumpscare on my main.

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She’s not like her at all… But still, sometimes when I see Feferi out of the corner of my eye… God, I think she’s her for a second. Hopefully that will stop happening soon. I’d like to not die of a heart attack at the ripe age of seventeen.