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//So this means that John being homosexual isn't sexuality erasure anymore because he is homosexual and heterosexual and pansexual and bisexual and transexual and anyothertypeofsexual all at the same time.

lol

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oh roxyyyy

don’t you love meee?

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I don't see how the number of "i"s I use in my right has any relevance, but okay.

Vriska, it's nice to meet you.

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Oh.

Another Strider.

Neat. ::::’

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I have a few ideas, but nothing that I've put into construction yet. What about you? You found yourself any new firearms?

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Hey, English.

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Riiiiiiiight...

Anyway, who are you?

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Oh.

Another Strider.

Neat. ::::’

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FATHERS AND THEIR SONS OR: THE STRIDER-EGBERT FAMILY  OR: DAVE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN WEARING

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I'm doing pretty well, if I do say so myself. And you?

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Hey, English.

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the prince of heart

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Hey, English.

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Yeah...

How do you know me?

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Oh.

Another Strider.

Neat. ::::’

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This didn’t stop being a headcanon of mine or anything

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//Oh my God, shut up.

Just because you ship Jane/Jake doesn't mean other people can't ship things that conflict with it. It's really none of your business what other people ship, okay? I don't like this ship either, but seriously just STOP.

And actually it's not like either of those ships, because guess what? They're all different characters!!!!!!!!!!1 That's right, they all have different personalities, and while they might be similar, they're still different!!!

You don't own the fandom, guy. You're one little part of it. You think anyone else gives a flying FUCK what you ship? No they don't. They don't care if you don't like a ship, either, so you're really just WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS OPINION. 

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whorebible-tier liked your post: Guess who's back.

Did you tell a friend?

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all the alpha kids!

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The message says: "Look, kid, I understand you're sad and probably feeling alone, but honestly not every time you want to cry should you go to a therapist. It's normal to be sad; everyone goes through shit. You just gotta pull through and you'll be fine. You're strong. You can do this."

Did I get it right?

If you can’t read the secret message in this picture, you’re mentally fucked up.

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Everyone: Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!

Peeta: Wait-I was on fire too.

Everyone: Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread

Peeta: So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?

Everyone: Because she was on fire.

Peeta: But I was on fire too.

Everyone: Yeah but you bake.

Peeta: That's not-

Everyone: BOY.

Peeta: Very-

Everyone: WITH.

Peeta: Fair-

Everyone: BREAD.

Peeta: .....

Everyone: Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?

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dang

there were a lot of hot ladies in the 50s