time-is-a-magazine

[time-is-a-magazine]

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

[time-is-a-magazine]

NOT GOOD!……

[time-is-a-magazine]

BIG FEAR

[time-is-a-magazine]

mayapolarbear on ig

[time-is-a-magazine]

Thistle: 2 or 3 max. She wants to save room for the main meal and dessert.

Jazzy: 1 if plain, 4 if garlic.

Darcy: 4-8 breadsticks depending on the kind.

Zachary: His metabolism is really high and his stomach is pretty large, so he'd eat at least 10 if he was saving room for dessert.

Lamzoo: He'd probably eat at least 3 whole baskets before he started on his dinner. And yes, he'd STILL have room for dessert.

If your OC was offered unlimited breadsticks while at a restaurant, how many would your OC end up eating?

[time-is-a-magazine]

EXCUSE ME.

Chase: [tearing up as his bride walks down the aisle on their wedding day]

Priest:

Chase:

Priest: Look, maybe she’ll come back in a minute – 

[time-is-a-magazine]

I think I have swimmer's ear...

[time-is-a-magazine]

Not sure if I'll get picked for it, if the colossal amount of notes is anything to go by...

But whatevs!

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[time-is-a-magazine]

When I look back to the May Madness that went on last year and that moment of having my legs go completely cold watching the ending of the video where Jack's eyes start bleeding (not really, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)...

My GOD. Thinking of what the possibilites for the next Egomania thing could be makes my heart race just thinking about it. I know I'm probably sounding like a broken record at this point about it, but I'm itching for some new ego content. I'm itching like I just got out of a coarse sanded beach after being buried in said sand.

I'm ready, but also not ready. When the madness begins, all I'm saying is...

[time-is-a-magazine]

I have more of a content related thirst than anything, really. But still...

Do you think Seán knows how much we thirst over Anti?

[time-is-a-magazine]

Me: I wonder what's happening in the worls of the JSE community right now!

*flames, screaming and utter chaos*

Me: God dammit Jack, what did you do this time?!

Me looking at all the posts about Jack's latest tomfuckery:

[time-is-a-magazine]

Man... I'm not ready for this...

so i just saw this tweet and..well….we all know what happened when Jack played the 1st game:

[time-is-a-magazine]

3:30, 5:26, 6:41

Caught you, fucker

[time-is-a-magazine]

Just accept it Anti, Jack’s beard is marvelous.

[time-is-a-magazine]

THAT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I THINK IT IS, YOU MOLDY CHEESE GRATER.

Happy Birthday

[time-is-a-magazine]

artists, have you ever drawn something that’s just so extremely powerful and moving that you’re worried that for the rest of your life you’ll never be able to create another drawing that evokes that much emotion, that much feeling? that for as long as you live you’ll never be able to make something better, and anything you create afterwards is just a waste? anyway this is mine

[time-is-a-magazine]

Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.

This means no pranks of any sort, just standard blogging.