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I do not believe you want to know how some folks treat ditto in the context of fanfic.

Oh. Trust me buddy. I’ve seen some shit. Barry and Dawn used to trawl around on wattpad when they were teenagers.

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Gods help us all I think you’d crash out.

can you fucking imagine the fanfiction people would write about me and cyrus. or worse. me and volo.

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Hey, um, a lot's happened. Ingo and Riley are kinda busy, so...I have 2 others helping me on my mission now! Pls introduce yourselves :]

Hiiiii! I'm Melody!!! You might know me from @melodyspokeblog hehe, Sumire's my big sister!!!! Oh, uh, he/him!

...Togi. he/they.

..................................and thats them!! So, uh, we're gonna try to be more active? Maybe? Things are a little hectic right now (Togi, uh...almost died recently but he got better! kinda!) soooo yeah! Thanks!

ooc under cut

Heres the previous pinned post with all the info :))

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I’m in a like 20 year old standard pokéball and honestly? Incredibly cozy still. Both of my kids are in hand carved pokéballs and also enjoy being in them!

Have a poll to break up the retelling of yesterday. Non-captive Pokémon and non-Pokémon who have been in Pokéballs are allowed to answer as well.

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Aunt jumpscare

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IM SO CONFUSED WHY DO U HAVE A PIC OF ME AND WHY AM I BEING BIT BY A SNEASEL IN IT

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Mustard is a very good girl. She knows when to bite annoying coworkers~

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NOO YOU’RE FINE LMAO I’M BEING SILLY

everybody else in the multiverse got some kind of weird cloning gloop and we didn't and for that i'm grateful

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everybody else in the multiverse got some kind of weird cloning gloop and we didn't and for that i'm grateful

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I’d talk about Kiki and Tripp but you’ve already heard of them!

Are there any other parents on this site? I’m curious. Tell me about your children, and I mean actual children not “fur babies”

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Ah what? He's alive after someone tried to kill him? Booooo

From what I hear, he got lucky. He almost didn’t make it, and wouldn’t have if Interpol hadn’t found him.

He’s down an arm. And if he ever comes near my family again he’s losing the other one.

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Wait. You knew and/or did something to Colress?

Ah, someone who’s new to my blog then.

Yes. I did, and he’s lucky his beheeyem was there to save him.

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Thoughts on Akari and her crimes?

If you’re referring to Akari from faller-of-kharbranth? I think you need to stop barking up the wrong tree. I can hardly blame her.

Furthermore, if it’s what happened to Kamado that you’re referring to… well. I’m not much better, am I? Look at what I did to Colress.

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Ah, not really? Keeping a good stash of pecha berries with you is usually a good start though!

update i think rye might have been poisoned

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Sounds about right, Pesselle is really good at handling poison. She helped me when I got stung by a bunch of croagunk! He’s in good hands.

update i think rye might have been poisoned

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You can ward off Cresselia with croissants? Interesting

I haven’t seen the flying croissant in a while… perhaps throwing an actual croissant at it worked.

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Star and Pykrete’s egg finally hatched!! One perfect little sparkly kit!

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splat

Yes, Anon. Splat.