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IKR HES ALWAYS WEARING SOMETHING RANDOM FOR NO REASON 😭

So much of Red Dwarf is just "let's put Chris Barrie in a costume and see where we go from there"

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I’ve had more time lately, enjoy

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Which Rimmer are you today?

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THAT EPISODE MAKES ME SICK I TELL YOU 😭

'Thanks for the Memory' really feels like such a personal episode for Lister and Rimmer.

There's not a shred of malice or disingenuity in Lister's actions. And Rimmer is just completely vulnerable and open for the whole thirty minutes. Lister decides, after listening to Rimmer's grievances, that Rimmer deserves to feel loved, and he makes it real in the most faithful way he can think of, and he does it for no other reason but that he wants to and that he can. And for the short while Rimmer believes it, he looks so fucking happy.

Oh, this is making me sick.

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My fave Rimster episode. What’s y’all’s fave Rimster moments?

'Thanks for the Memory' really feels like such a personal episode for Lister and Rimmer.

There's not a shred of malice or disingenuity in Lister's actions. And Rimmer is just completely vulnerable and open for the whole thirty minutes. Lister decides, after listening to Rimmer's grievances, that Rimmer deserves to feel loved, and he makes it real in the most faithful way he can think of, and he does it for no other reason but that he wants to and that he can. And for the short while Rimmer believes it, he looks so fucking happy.

Oh, this is making me sick.

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Combining my two fave things: Red Dwarf and Honkai Star Rail!

Destruction | Dave Lister

5 star fire

Basic Attack: Zero G Punch!

[Single Target]

Lister deals fire damage worth 200% of his ATK, with a chance of inflicting Burn onto the target.

Skill: Homemade Vindaloo Grenade

[Blast]

Deals fire damage equal to 500% of Lister’s ATK, and Lister gains one stack of Guitar Riff.

Talent: Guitar Riff

Max 6 stacks. Obtained when Lister uses his skill, and when an ally inflicts a DoT. Performs a follow-up attack when reaches 6 stacks, inflicting all targets with Burn.

Ultimate: Starbug, Rock and Roll!

[AoE]

Deals massive fire damage equal to 1000% of Lister’s ATK, and immediately detonates all DoTs currently possessed by opponents.

Technique: Wanna go?

Immediately attacks the enemy. Gains 3 stacks of Guitar Riff upon entering battle.

Back To Earth (Destruction)

Homecoming

When the wearer’s turn begins, their action is advanced. The wearer also becomes immune to debuffs for one round.

Voice lines:

Added to team with Rimmer: Why is he here? WHY IS HE HERE?!

Added to team with Cat: Just so y’know, I am not saving you.

Added to team with Kryten: Hey, Kryten! You ready?

Turn begins: You ready to rumble?

Basic attack 1: Yoh!

Basic attack 2: WHEEHEE!

Turn idling: So….how are you?

Skill 1: Try some of this!

Skill 2: Do you fancy a vindaloo?!

Ultimate select: Watch out, earth…

Ultimate unleash: The slime’s coming home!

Talent: Come on!

Hit by light attack: Oh, smeggin’ hell…

Hit by heavy attack: Why’d you do that?!

Down: I need…..to….get back home…

Revived: Let’s go, Listy is back!

Enemy weakness: Ahoy, matey.

Tough enemy: Ooh….thats a big one.

Healing received: Hey, thanks!

Puzzle completed: Too easy!

Chest opened: How many vindaloos can we buy with this?

Battle won: Hoo yeah! They’ll think twice next time!

Remembrance | Arnold Rimmer

Ice 5 star

Basic Attack: Rimmer Directive 404

[single target]

Deals ice damage equal to 80% of Rimmer’s max HP, with a chance to inflict Frozen on the enemy.

Skill: Skutters

Summons the memosprite ‘Skutters’. When used if Skutters are already on the field, restores hp for the memosprite.

Skutters will attack every time Rimmer receives a CRIT hit.

Talent: Save me!

If Rimmer’s HP is below 40% the Skutters will restore 30% of his HP and increase Rimmer’s max HP.

Ultimate: Full Speed Ahead

[Support]

Grants the Skutters an ice damage boost along with 100% RES PEN. Can only be used on the Skutters. If the Skutters are not on the field, automatically summons them.

Technique: Tactical Retreat

Creates a field around the enemy which makes them annoyed and immediately attack Rimmer. Rimmer will not be ambushed if his technique is active.

Once and Forever (Remembrance)

Even in Death

When the wearer summons a memosprite, the memosprite gains a 50% CRIT dmg bonus, and additionally the wearer obtains an ice damage bonus.

Voice lines:

Added to team with Lister: Don’t mess this up, you idiot!

Added to team with Cat: I don’t have the slightest clue why the stupid cat is here.

Added to team with Kryten: Ah, Kryten. Cover me, will you?

Turn begins: You can’t fight me, I’m a coward.

Turn begins 2: You picked the wrong guy, m’laddo.

Basic attack 1: Rimmer directive which states: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Basic attack 2: Take this book, you’ll need it.

(Yes he does throw a book at them lol)

Skill 1: Skutters, don’t mess this up!

Skill 2: Why can’t you do anything right?

Talent: You did something right for once..

Ultimate select: now! Stab him, stab him, stab him!

Ultimate unleash: Officer Rimmer, at your service!

Hit by light attack: Hey! I surrender!

Hit by heavy attack: That’s it, you’re on report, m’laddo!

Turn idling: Scared, are we?

Tough enemy: Uh….follow the Rimmer shaped blur.

Enemy weakness: Ohohoh, you’ve done it now.

Down: What would…..father say….

Revived: (screaming) Oh, I’m alive?

Healing received: Timely.

Battle won: Another battle won by Arnold J Rimmer! Yes, it was all me. Thank you, thank you.

Chest opened: We should decide who gets this in terms of highest ranking-

Puzzle completed: That’s Rimsy for you!

Harmony | Kryten

5 star physical

Basic attack: Mop Smack

[Single target]

Deals physical damage equal to 180% of Kryten’s ATK, with a chance to inflict Bleed on the enemy.

Skill: Loyal Mechanoid

[Support]

Grants all allies a 50% SPD boost lasting for 3 turns, and increases his own physical RES PEN.

Talent: Memory overload

When Kryten is on the field, the team is immune to debuffs for 3 turns.

Ultimate: Dove Program

[Impair]

Inflicts Antidote on all opponents, which causes them to take double damage from allies for one turn.

Technique: In My Programming

Restores a small amount of energy for all allies except himself.

Silicon Heaven (Harmony)

Metallic Paradise

The wearer’s movement SPD in battle is increased by 30%, additionally reducing skill cooldown by 20%.

Voice lines:

Added to team with Rimmer: Mister Rimmer, I don’t think this is a good idea.

Added to team with Lister: I was born ready, Mister Lister, sir!

Added to team with Cat: I won’t be the bait, sir.

Turn begins: You should have not provoked me, sir.

Turn idling: Tea, sirs?

Basic attack 1: Get ready for some ass-whooping!

Basic attack 2: Smeeee-heee…

Skill 1: Sir, catch!

Skill 2: Best of luck!

Talent: I’m right here with you, sir.

Ultimate select: I’m not afraid, mister enemy, sir.

Ultimate unleash: With my friends, I can prevail!

Hit by light attack: Oh, got careless…

Hit by heavy attack: I just replaced my head!

Down: Oh bollocks…

Revived: I came as soon as I could!

Enemy weakness: The time is now, sir!

Tough enemy: Why don’t you let me do it?

Battle won: A job well done.

Puzzle completed: I must say, that was rather fun.

Chest opened: I have no need for possessions, but can I have the metal coin there?

Nihility | Cat

5 star wind

Basic attack: Disco Lighting

[Blast]

Deals wind damage equal to 200% of Cat’s ATK, inflicting wind shear onto enemies.

Skill: Charisma

[AoE]

Inflicts all enemies with 5 stacks of wind shear, additionally increasing his own SPD by 20%.

Talent: Signature Shuffle

Performs a follow-up attack on all enemies when they receive CRIT dmg from a DoT.

Ultimate: Dancing King

Turns the battlefield into a dance floor. While this is active, Cat’s action is increased by 100% for 2 turns, or until the target enemy is downed. Enemies take 70% more wind shear damage while Dancing King is active. The effect is removed after 3 turns.

Technique: Mine!

Immediately enters battle, and causes all enemies to suffer from wind shear upon entering battle.

Me, Myself And I (Nihility)

The Shiniest

When the wearer inflicts DoT on an enemy, gains one stack of Fabulous. Max 4 stacks. Increases DoT damage dealt and when consumed, immediately detonates all DoTs inflicted on enemy. The wearer is immune to DoTs for one round.

Voice lines:

Added to team with Lister: You got this, buddy!

Added to team with Rimmer: Can I let him die?

Added to team with Kryten: You just do all the work, yeah?

Turn begins: I’m looking goooooooood!

Turn idling: How am I looking?

Basic attack 1: I love the string game!

Basic attack 2: Drop it down!

Skill 1: I’m so sexy, I make men want me!

Skill 2: Admire me, I know you want to.

Talent: OWWWWWWWW!

Ultimate select: You call that dancin’?

Ultimate unleash: This is dancing!

Hit by light attack: Watch the suit!

Hit by heavy attack: Meow!

Down: I can sleep….

Revived: Aw man!

Healing received: Thanks, buddy!

Battle won: Did we win?

Puzzle completed: When you’re hot, you’re hot!

Chest opened: That is mine, and this is mine..

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I was gonna make more of these at once but I kinda forgot about it until now, so take the this one I did make

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Sorry for being inactive. I’ve moved to an online school for mental health reasons, but once I find my footing I should be back permanently. Thank you so much for bearing with me, I love you all. Don’t think for a second I’m leaving you.

Red Dwarf will always be my comfort show

Love from admin :)

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Doing this again

Friend: “he stole his back scratcher”

Me: “uh why did he do that”

Friend: “because his back itchy”

“They got caught making out”

“Guy in red explaining to all his fellas that they are going to raid a planet for gold, but this planet is different. It’s filled with very angry midgets and they must be very careful”

“Pink fella got a gf so the other guy is like yeahh good job dude but the guy is the background is like bruh cus he the only one without a gf lmao L loser”

“Pink guy enjoying some delicious cake whilst the other fella is telling him a story of how he woke up to one of his dogs staring intensely at him for no reason”

“”Jerry what the FUCK are you doing. Captain said not to have ANY fish on board at ALL times. WHAT is WRONG with you” but the fibsh is his best friend :(“

“Guy walks into his quarters to see Stuart staring seductively at him “dude you literally have a wife what is wrong with you” “no no you don’t understand I’m wondering if this is a good pose for a painting of me”

“Butler brings fella his nighttime lemonade (horrible choice before bed but okay) “do you need anything else sir” “yeah can u read me a bedtime story pweeeseee 🥺🥺🥺” butler sighs in pain”

I had two of my friends explain out of context red dwarf screencaps a while ago (I won’t show the actual chats for their and my own privacy) so here’s the photos and what they said

“man holds his victims head as a trophy after he decapitated it”

Friend 1: “Man yelling at another man for having a small pp”

Friend 2: “Captain sea man yells at a goofy goober for slacking off”

Friend 1: “Having his daily dog food. But man is talking so he doesnt notice his dog food”

Friend 2: “bath man offering sus soaps to another guy but the dude humbly says no yet the bath man insist”

Friend 1: “little boy running from the belt”

Friend 2: “That run game from cool math games but irl”

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I’m off my game but eat up

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Gonna need y’all to supply me with some Rimster screencaps. I can’t find any good ones, thanks a ton.

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Wat? I don’t see him in that way tbh-

Yo Red Dwarf fans, I need to know- what season do we think Lister’s the hottest in? (Out of these season. I would add the newer ones too but I feel like these seasons are the ones we’re all mostly familiar with)

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Hi guys, poll on what you want when I get back.

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Slowly starting to creep back on. Please send me some ideas of things you want to see from me!

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I need your advice pukicho! What would you do if you found out a friend of yours was a trump supporter?

I'd drop them. The time for playful disagreements has long-since past. You don't get to vote for the guy who makes concentration camps and crashes airplanes and think a "haha my bad" is gonna cut it as an apology for doing so. No, your callous vote have already cost people their lives. Even if Trump hadn't absolutely collapsed the government, your character judgement skills are shit, and you clearly aren't smart enough to be around me.

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Hello, everyone. I’ve been taking a hiatus because my beloved dog Teppa has passed away. I’m sure you remember him from my Yorkie Rimmer and Lister post. He was yorkie Lister.

He was a gentle, loving and very silly dog. He loved to eat, he loved attention and he loved his humans. I’m still struggling with the grief, but I’ll be back soon.

Missing him every day.