Claire, late 20s, white cis lesbian. she/her | icon by @hedgemice on twitter | also known as surrealisttrees on twitter
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imagine you are GWAINE and your father is DEAD and you HATE NOBILITY and are SELF DESTRUCTIVE so you see some guys in a bar fight losing horribly and join in and then you GET STABBED for PRINCE ARTHUR who is ARROGANT and ANNOYING. and you WAKE UP NAKED in a hot guy's bed and he LOVES prince arthur and you meet a hot WOMAN and she loves prince arthur and then you get BANISHED because you saved prince arthurs life for a SECOND TIME and the hot guy is like you should become a knight and defend NOBILITY. and you're BISEXUAL.
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ANTOINE KAREH "The Guardian Shadow" Couture 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man
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Binged all of Semantic Error and I love this tall, red loser so much.
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A personal and cozy 1960s family home in Sweden
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Pretty sure they hype each other up
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Every move you make Every step you take I'll be watching you
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HONOR Bridal Collection Spring/Summer 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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fengqing are like my two same-sex budgies.
they spend their every waking hour squabbling and bickering and fighting and screaming at each other, but if they end up separated from each other for any length of time, for any reason--even if that reason is 'i have to physically separate you two from each other until you learn to calm down'--suddenly i'm watching rose clutching jack's hand at the end of titanic.
'i'll never let go' that's nice but if you want me to reunite you, you will have to release your vicelike grip on the sides of your cage so i can, like. place you in the same cage as your pal. i can't do that if you don't let go of the cage. let--let it go.
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"Layers beneath layers" 🎨🖌️🖼️ Pentiment is a really good game and it's so absolutely gorgeous that I had to immediately start drawing. Andreas Maler you absolute madman I love you
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wooo spooky
I had this interaction in mind for so long, just made up a couple of characters for it and wanted to use some retro neon vibes :')
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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