happy birthday miku! her official age in 2007 was 16, so she’s 33 years old today. Luka got her a cake.
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I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012
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Me and some of my moots tbh
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I CAN’T STOP GOONING TO EVIL MONSTERS!!!!
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if someo ne were to hold me and tell me I’m doing a good job that’d fix me i think
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arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?
rebark if you agree.
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heh.. nice cock… NOT! *i shove you over and walk away laughing*
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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator
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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors
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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:
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the hawks
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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside
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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao
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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off
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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM
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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys
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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes
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some of us dont even have eyes!
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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.
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what breed of dog op
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poodle? does it matter?
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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days
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man come on
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