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Ghost: Hey, Luv, could you give me a hand? Y/N: *holds out their hand* Ghost: Sweetheart that's not- fuck it Ghost: *takes your hand*

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shout out to everyone who is just hissy sometimes :'3 need to be bundled and declawed by a fictional man

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Feeling up on Price, running your hands over his clothed body, brushing your lips alongside his jaw. Price nursing his cigar in one hand, the other gripping your hip, holding you close, and you're feeling his cock pressed against your stomach.

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i'm sick as a dog and somewhere in delirium stumbled over the word pregnancy. pregnancy. why is nancy in there and what does she have to do with it. what is the government not telling us

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I feel like a raccoon digging through a trash can right now looking for smut

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

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buehehehehe husband!könig coded (im sorry)

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at any given moment

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Happy belated new year! Ended 2024 with a minor car crash, started 2025 with a broken phone.

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me as a writer

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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kyle loves going to the christmas market with you.

he loves the lights, the smell of sweet treats, loves the crisp cool air. he loves how the lights reflect in your eyes, the atmosphere you're soaking in. he will get all the treats you want, buy you mugs of mulled wine, smile at the red colouration at the corners of your mouth.

oh but you're his favourite treat. kyle will go to all the christmas markets you want, hold your cold hands in his palms if it means he'll get to slot his tongue against yours once you've returned home, savouring the taste of mulled wine in your mouth.

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“this is all for your pleasure but your pleasure is for me” is such a good dynamic. they can’t stop giving you more, more, more - can’t pull their fingers out of you, can’t stop hitting that one spot that makes you shiver. them fucking you selfishly, taking everything they want from you - and what they want is your pleasure.

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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guys i was wondering, when you read fanfiction, what type of font size do you prefer? i actually think that the small size is aesthetic and cute, i wanted to use it but was afraid that people would find it too small and uncomfortable to read. so i wanted to ask what people like better :

this size or

this size

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loser reader is so dear to me, you don't understand

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I want to make a post about how carnally I want John price but nothing is coming out so just imagine I said something deranged and horny about that old man