#tinker.talks

[tinkertea]

cannot stop myself from thinking about soap's giant fucking arms, the way his biceps would just burst the seams of a long-sleeve. i need to bite him, i need to dig my teeth into him and shake him like a fucking dog.

[tinkertea]

can i be real honest for a sec? is this a safe space? i'm really glad nit to be dating ANY of the cod boys because i know for a fact they all have bigass hands. doesn't play well with my small tits lol

[tinkertea]

okay universe i'm ready for my yandere boyfriend to sweep me off my feet as long as he's completely obsessed with me to the point where it is almost physically painful for him

[tinkertea]

könig can jack of all trade this pussy

[tinkertea]

where the fuck are the fucking dick analysis for kyle !!!! where are they !!!

[tinkertea]

btw könig is hairy and i mean hairy man's got a chest covered in dark curls and a big bush i saw it with my own eyes

[tinkertea]

loser reader is so dear to me, you don't understand

[tinkertea]

why is "i broke my own heart cause you were too polite to do it" so incredibly gaz coded

[tinkertea]

sending könig a nude captioned "submissive and breedable" as we SPEAK !!!

[tinkertea]

listen if i were able to draw there'd be so much artwork of könig and i but unfortunately i'm useless so this is all i have to feed my delusions fantasies

[tinkertea]

omg omg i have to change the age in my bios happy birthday to me i guess!

[tinkertea]

listen i love atsumu as much as the next person, but he is just giving off the worst vibes, like crimson red flags. ok you just know atsumu has a bro podcast where he discusses anything and everything, spewing whatever nonsense comes to his mind. like cole sprouse on the j*e rogan podcast kind of vibes atsumu baby i’m so sorry for outing you like this 

[tinkertea]

dear diary,

today i learnt that there is such a thing as junior and senior commissioned officers in the military. an example for a junior commissioned officer would be a captain. an example for a senior commissioned officer would be a colonel. könig fucking outranks price.

[tinkertea]

seeing grown ass adults lose their cool over people on the internet headcanon cod characters as simps, softies and pookiebears fills me with joy. yes, i will always headcanon them as being soft and lovesick and you can't stop me. you know why? because these characters aren't real. the crimes they committed? they're not real. the blood on their hands? it's not real. move aside, soap's crying because i didn't give him attention for 5 minutes

[tinkertea]

girlys will put all their trauma into a fic and make kate laswell deal with it. it's me, i'm girlys.

[tinkertea]

what are your favourite words mine are "good girl, good fucking girl"