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i miss my wife so bad
i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything
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i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything
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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care
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Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four
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you wanna come to my wizard tower?
you gonna see my wizard power
gonna come to my wizard hill?
you gonna get wizard killed
you wanna mock my wizard wand?
you better bring it wizard on
you tryna mess with my wizard hat?
i'll smack your teeth with my wizard bat
you wanna mess with my wizard robes?
you get got by my wizard bros
you wanna front on my wizard orb?
you gonna look like some wizard gore
You wanna stunt on my wizard tome?
I'll shred you down to your wizard bones
think you'll mess with my wizard staff?
i'll break it off in your wizard ass
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me: oh?were did you come from? :p here… climb on my back i will give you a ride.
ant climb up onto my big body.
we are start going.
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A wizard that uses a single match stick as his wizard staff. One day he’ll light it, you’ll see. And on that day, I’ll be ready to give him another match.
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More tiny wizards
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Amy Casey (American, 1976) - Lonelytown (2020)
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Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?
Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.
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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏
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Heard a rumor that you have a size difference kink, but YOU like to be the big one. You know a tinier wizard!
i assure you, those rumours are entirely unfounded
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Heard a rumor that you have a size difference kink, but YOU like to be the big one. You know a tinier wizard!
i assure you, those rumours are entirely unfounded
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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet
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