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I'm curious just how many people/characters are on wizardblr! So, if you are a wizard/wizard adjacent/just interact with the wizard rp community, please reblog this! I wanna see just how big we are :)

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I'M REALLY NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME IN HERE MAN

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HELP

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hi *is the size of a pea *

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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03/22/2024

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https://youtube.com/shorts/2OxfUFbdEDs?si=yqpU7kzram8CT9O4

this felt important to show you

YOOO ITS BACK

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i have jail a little guy. you are next

no prison can hold me. they haven't figured out how to make the bars small enough

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that's my dog

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Incase anyone forgot! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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HELP i got fucking Flushed Away

hey you just got your blood drawn right? nice, just a heads up my friend @tiny-wizard was in there before you and when doc tried to take their blood they got sucked up into the needle instead and they couldn't get them out but the needle was technically still sterile since they never got the blood either so they just decided to reuse the needle on you but after they were done tiny was gone. haha alright see ya later 😁👋

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we fucked up

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You are in my orbit. I am a door to door headpat salesman. Want a headpat?

it depends. whether yuou will crush me

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Ant posting once again