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Olive and Martyn pretty much agree that R!Tommy is a flying squirrel🐿️

Bat Tommy because olive early on thought he was a bat from the elytra

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Don't stop the party~

DON'T STOP THE PAAARTAYYY

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@ mcyttwt newcomers

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I don't know what to say, I thought it was a joke at first, I thought my friend was just joking, he was pulling my leg even when with /srs, but then I saw the video and everyone's messages on Twitter. He was one of my inspirations to start my youtube channel and he will be missed. rest in peace techno, you can put your sword down king and rest your crown, the war is over, you will be missed dear Blood God.

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yay grian got one of his friends back ^-^

part 1

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MCC 19 was insane, but so much fun man. IT WAS EVEN MORE STRESSFUL THAN USUAL SOMEHOW. Literally everyone played well and so many players popped off. Everyone was TRYHARDING and there were so many twists omg

- BM was played FIRST after so many MCCs of late game Build Mart

- Teal actually managed to get 4th on BM

- Ranboo absolutely Dominated Hole in the Wall as game 2 - he won like 2 out of the 3 rounds

- TEAL WENT 9/9 FOR BATTLE BOX- HOLY SHIT- THEY POPPED OFF SO MUCH AND THEIR COMMUNICATION WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING I COULD NOT HAVE HOPED FOR ANYTHING BETTER

- no seriously Sapnap, Tommy and Sneeg all landed top 4 and Phil got several kills as well he just focused wool

- Grid runners was so fucking intense this time. Several teams didn't even manage to finish but Red and Teal were one of the only ones who did and they both got around 3k coins

- Fifth game was TGTTOS and Pete and Fruit dominated as always

- PHIL PUNCHED THE CAPTAN OFF THE MAP BECAUSE SNEEG TOLD HIM TO AND CAP GOT SO TILTED HE DROPPED THE F BOMB

- I REPEAT, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL - HE DID NOT SAY FORK YOUR HONOR- CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ SCREAMED FULL CHEST "FUCK YOU" AT PHILZA MINECRAFT

- Sapnap was unstoppable during game 6 Sky Battle

- Wilbur managed to kill the entire mint team in one fell swoop during SB

- Game 7 was Snow of Time and Emerald Elves (Dream, Ranboo, Tubbo, Slimecicle) were the only team to get above 4k coins despite this being Charlie's first MCC

- Teal was holding first at this point and Red and Emerald was mostly tied for 2nd and 3rd trying for Dodgebolt ONLY FOR CERULEAN CANDY CANES TO COME IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND GET 8K COINS IN SG- HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THEIR TEAM WAS TOP FIVE FOR THAT GAME- SECOND PLACE WAS LIKE 3K GAME COINS BEHIND THEM WHAT-

- So Teal had to face Cerulean who just casually snuck into dodgebolt with their 8k. They almost managed to surpass even Teal there was like 40 coin difference istg- It was so close

- first round went to teal

- second round ended on a 1v2 with Phil against two Ceruleans AND HE CLUTCHED. He got two people in two shots and won them round two (2-0)

- Wilbur spent the entire dodgebolt screaming for Tommy and cheering him on :')

- so many shots were exchanged during round 3 but in the end Teal won 3-0

- After they won everyone joined Teal's VC and they just started screaming - literally everyone was so excited, it was so chaotic-

- This was the last MCC of season 2

- This was Sneeg's first MCC win :)

- This was Phil's and Tommy's first win of season 2 - they now both have a season 1 and a season 2 coin :))

- This was Sapnap's fourth win. He is so close to the 5 wins. He also killed Dream in SG - he might have to start paying rent guys

- I'm pretty sure this was the most fun MCC I've seen

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NAH. You and T where just repaying a favor for D but, from the sound of it, you helped in let TO's tormentor out of jail so, even if you are protecting TO now that doesn't change the fact that by letting D out of jail you have inadvertently caused harm to TO.

AITA for breaking some guy out of prison?

So today I (~3300M) and my friend T (22M) broke this guy D (22M) out of jail. T owed him a favor and I consider myself pretty loyal so I went along with the plan. It went pretty well aside from our friend who died but he’s a ghost now and he seems fine. We didn’t owe D anything past the prison break, so we pretty much just sent him on our way.

Anyway, later I was back at my house and my son’s friend TO (17M) showed up. He seemed pretty distressed and was saying that D was chasing him and saying he was gonna kill him. He told me about how D had been harassing him and treating him pretty badly before his imprisonment. I told him I’d keep him safe and sent him inside.

Now, I’ve had some misgivings about D for a while. I helped him blow up a country with T a couple months ago, but I’ve never really trusted him and I don’t consider him a friend. I helped T break him out to repay the favor, but I haven’t helped him at all other than that. So I know he’s hurt TO and stuff but I don’t really feel bad about letting him out? Like obviously he’s a bad person and stuff but I haven’t associated with him much more than what he asked of me, and I’m protecting TO now so it’s not like D can hurt him anymore.

So, reddit: AITA?

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I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT TECHNO CHOSE THE BUNNY ORIGIN DHDJJD

There will be more of these drawings in the near future

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thank you martyn  thank you martyn  thank you martyn  thank you martyn  thank you martyn  thank you martyn  thank you martyn 

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i was sad so i am going to Make myself not sad

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techno and grian because wither skulls aha

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run while you still can

(aka deltarune snowgrave route still has me kinda fucked up so here’s this)

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Last Life session 4 out of context

transcript below the cut:

Mumbo, distantly: I love your back. Grian: *giggles* Impulse: That was an odd thing to come in to.

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Skizz: THERE. That bone in the hand right THERE.

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Etho, ominously: You're all alone now, Jimmy. You're all alone now! Jimmy, overlapping: Oh NOOOO! NO! NO! NOO! Etho: Ohh, you got split up from the group! Jimmy: *screaming*

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Martyn, reading a chat message: "We need to"- ohhhhhhh no...

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Mumbo: AWWH! Scott: You're ours now, Mumbo.

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Lizzie: I can frolic in the fairy fort freely knowing that I am not a murderer.

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Skizz: I only have two hands but somehow three of them are on my face right now.

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Lizzie: BOO! Grian: *screams*

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Joel: None of that, just sadness. That's all.

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Scott: *smacks Mumbo and Jimmy with a sword*

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Bdubs: Kevin Maga-doogan Meaty- Meaty- Happyshine. Skizz: *laughs* Maga-doogan? Tango: Happyshine? Etho, overlapping: Refrig- Refrigerator's in there somewhere.

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Martyn: *zooms in on Mumbo's face with the spyglass*

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Scott: IMPULSE, get back up here! Impulse: I got lost!

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Scar: I will be right back with your resources. Etho: HEY TANGO!

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Scar: I'm currently building a Pizza Hut, so come by and enjoy some pizza later on. Mumbo: No. No, Scar. No, I'm not gonna do that.

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Skizz: I-I would but I forgot how to spell.

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Grian, looking at his dogs as a new one is born: Ba-ding! AWWWWW!

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Pearl: I will shoot this bow and arrow. Mumbo: I reckon you'd miss. I reckon you'd miss. *Mumbo gets shot instantly*

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Etho, to Bdubs: I- I have- faaiiiith in you...?

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Martyn, looking at Scott on fire: OHH that's awkward!

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Impulse: This one's definitely gonna drop an ender pearl. I feel it. *enderman dies, dropping nothing* Mumbo: WHAT?! Impulse, overlapping: It didn't...

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Tango: Don't blow up! *creeper blows up* Tango: Nevermind.

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Etho, getting jumpscared by a wither skeleton: OH MY GOODNESS!

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Lizzie: There's something in your... face. *pause* Ren: Yes.

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Skizz: How are you alive? Tango: Well I fled in terror with extra flee.

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*Grian zooms in on his eyes very very closely*

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Martyn: Oh my word... Scott: *sneaks very slowly towards him* Scott: I'm just trying to have a nice time.

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Impulse, to Etho: I mean... you did try to tell everybody I was a murderer last week, so...

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Mumbo: Is there anything that I can do to stop you? Joel: Mmmm... you probably could, but too late now. Goodbye!

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Grian, struggling with the gate: G- Gimme a sec. Gimme a sec. It's giving me a hard time. Martyn, laughing: Oh no.

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Lizzie, in a funny voice: "EMMAAAAAAAAA. THE CONDENSATION!"

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Mumbo, rapidly crouching and uncrouching: I mean, I'm the boogie-man!

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Scott: We are here and- *spots Pearl watching him with a spyglass* I am being watched.

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Tango: Your front door sucks! Skizz: It really does.

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Martyn, very close to the mic: Wooord.

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Ren: I'm gonna go into my tower now and... cry.

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Mumbo: If I fall and die, this is going to be hugely disappointing.

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Martyn, to Jimmy: How are you by yourself on a tree in the middle of nowhere?

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Tango: *singing delightedly as he zooms around on soul sand with soul speed*

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Mumbo: If we go really high, then d'you reckon-? Impulse: -we could fall to our deaths? Yeah?

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Pearl, singing: Makin' my way downtown. Scott, singing: Swimmin' fast. Faces pass and I'm homebound. *loudly hums the tune*

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Martyn: You aspire to have a peg-leg?! Etho: OH absolutely.

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Joel: Don't worry about it. Mumbo: I am slightly worrying about it.

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Skizz: Everybody likes a Double-Down/Skizz combo, let's do it.

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Grian: *giggling* Mumbo, overlapping: Are you laughing at how stupid I look again?

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Jimmy: IT WAS THE ONLY TREE!

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Scott: It would be a shame if you were to die for whatever reason, Skizz- no, I'm joking.

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Etho: *shows Tango a hidden brewing stand in complete silence* Tango, unenthusiastically: Oh, perfect. Fantastic. Okay.

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Impulse, looking at a 2-wide gap in a wall: I don't know if I can get through this, Mumbo. Mumbo: Yeah, be very wary about that.

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Grian: *singing "oogie boogie" ominously from somewhere around Martyn, getting louder and louder as he sneaks up on Martyn and startles him* Martyn: *screams*

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*Skizz and Tango scream delightedly as they run around the soul sand with soul speed*

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Grian: You're on my list. Bdubs: *noises of worried protest*

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Joel: Why are you home, Mumbo? That is very annoying. Mumbo: *laughs* Joel: Why are you always home, Mumbo? D'you not go out? D'you have no social life? What is WRONG with you?

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Lizzie: What happened here?! Cleo: Your husband happened here. And a creeper, but mostly your husband.

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Jimmy, yelling: We've got your minecarts, we've got your TNT! And you know what, Joel?! *long pause* Jimmy: He's gone.

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Grian, yeeting himself off a high place: YEET! *grabs the ladder* Mumbo: WAAAAH! GRI-!

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Mumbo, laughing: It's wrong! But it works!

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Etho: *spooky voice* I am the boo- wait, what? *Martyn and Jimmy laugh*

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Mumbo: Is this a good time to mention that I hold shift with my thumb?

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Tango: I made an accident. Lizzie: How do you make an accident this big?

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*Mumbo uses the spyglass to watch Grian very slowly descend down a ladder*

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Grian: What have I just stumbled on?! Scott: Nothing! Pearl: Nothing!

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*Martyn is going through the nether portal and he looks through the spyglass at his friends as he does, making the swirling vortex effect even worse* Martyn: Oh, that made me feel sick. I don't know why I did that.

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Grian: Joel is the least sneaky person I've ever seen. Scott: Oh, what did he do now? Grian: He's literally behind you.

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Joel: *screeching in frustration* Going a bit mad! Going a bit mental!

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Etho: Being alone with yourself IS awkward, isn't it, Tango? Tango: Always. Every day of my life, man.

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Etho, to Bdubs: Uh, how about you hit the mushroom this time?

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Scott: Why are you just IN my base?! Get out! Impulse, why do you ALWAYS find a way in here?!

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Grian, rapidly crouching and uncrouching: The boogie-man!!

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Skizz: All we've got now is BS.

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Scott: Mumbo's just making himself a nice chair. He's having a great time.

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Skizz: *making aeroplane noises* EAT.

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Martyn: Do you wanna see another poltergeist? Lizzie: *gasps and spins round* Grian, placing lava on her: AHA!!!

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Ren: Hi, Scott. Scott: Did you do a murder? Ren, sadly: I did. I feel so bad.

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Grian: Is this a good time to tell you... I'm the other boogeyman? *long pause* Mumbo: It's a terrible time, Grian.

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Scott: TANGO. Tango: What? *pause* Scott: What the heck?

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Skizz: Don't wanna mess with THAT. I'm gonna go ahead and just keep on running.

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Tango: I think I'm facing... north. *checks coords* Oh, that's south. I have no idea what's even happening anymore.

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*Grian and Mumbo laughing as they both crouch and uncrouch rapidly*

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Martyn: BigB, you're doing an awful job of protecting Lizzie, there. BigB: Where did- Ah, she might be dead now.

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Grian: *mines out the block below Mumbo, only for him to immediately drop one block onto the ladder* Grian: Oh...

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Tango, running away on soul sand with soul speed: GOTTA GO, GOTTA GOOOOO!

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Martyn: Bye, Pete the Poltergeist!

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Gotta say things are escalating at a. VERY rapid pace

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impulse : i wonder what do the reds do on their free time..

jimmy : i dont know probably plotting murder?

mumbo : for grian yea-

martyn : no- not murder. they are fucking eating sponges

jimmy : oh my.

martyn : i watched them force feed grian 10 FUCKING SPONGES AS HE WAS CRYING FOR HE-

impulse : maybe we should actually consider saving grian

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I want Grian to burn down the Southernlands. I want him to tear down the walls he built and destroy it all. I want Cleo to destroy the fairy fort, the land she allied with. I want Joel to break Scar’s Magic Mountain block by block until nothing remains.

I want the reds, abandoned after death, to destroy it all.